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craygasm

When you get an orgasm/excited over something that isn't really special

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You're an Italian, you get spaghetti and meatballs every second day.
And mom screams "The spaghetti is ready" and you get a craygasm.
Because you've gotten so much spaghetti is isn't special.
"Yo dude, I just got a craygasm there"
"But hey man, it isn't very special"
by SlavGopnikXD June 7, 2017
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Cabgas

Dude - we hopped into a Yellow Top taxi, and all of a sudden Thad busts out with the worst cabgas you've ever smelt. We had to get out 3 blocks early.
by Chris Hops February 25, 2011
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Crabass

People who are angry at life, particularly people by the name of Korie.
Korie just woke up and she is already being a Crabass today.
by King Crabass January 3, 2019
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fatal crapgasm

The involuntary function of the body (similar to shock) when the nervous system becomes overloaded to such a high degree the body interprets it as being a "death moment" and triggers all bodily functions that cause positive and relieving feelings.
Right at the moment Johnny was being ripped in half by the 2 trains, he shit himself, had an orgasm, sneezed, and fell asleep all at the same time. He had a fatal crapgasm to carry him on to his death as peacefully as possible
by the curse of priddy November 27, 2012
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Crabnasty

A policeman that can protect you from anything, even sexual predators.

Known as: Officer Crabnasty
Officer Crabnasty taught me some very special songs about keeping sexual predators away and they go like "Stop dont touch me there, this is my no no square" and "Stop hold the phone this is my no no zone"
by Charles R. Aber August 17, 2009
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Craigasm

The amazing feeling that someone gets when listening to Craig Mabbit. It is as satisfying as an orgasm.
hellz yeah! I had a total craigasm!
by Escape_The_Fate_<3 May 21, 2011
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crapgasm

The result of a blumpkin.
Oh my gosh, when Jeannie gave me that blumpkin, I managed to crap and orgasm at the same time. I have to tell you, there's nothing quite like a crapgasm.
by Gwartron August 9, 2010
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