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Simon Cowelling

When you tell someone you don't like something........ YOU LOVE IT!!!!!
I don't like pickles........ I LOVE THEM!
I don't like your shoes.... I LOVE THEM!
I don't like reubens-world.com...... I LOVE IT!!!!
Hey Dave, I don't like your bushy overgrown eyebrows..... I LOVE THEM!!! they're so soft and fluffy!
I really don't like your TMNT outfit..... I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""$&^%$£"$£"!"!"!£

Basically this is known as "Simon Cowelling".
Simon Cowelling by Reubens-world September 6, 2013
Related Words

Cowbelling 

The act of a male pegging another male with a flaccid appendige.
I have a sickness and the only cure is more cowbelling
Cowbelling by HandyBell69 January 27, 2017

Cowbell Deficiency 

Cowbell Deficiency, also known as CBD, is an extreme medical condition. Victims of CBD are known to have high fever. The only known prescription of CBD is more cowbell.

Talk to your doctor if think you are suffering from CBD.
Intern to Doctor

I: "Doctor we have a new patient"
D: "What does he have"
I: "The only visible symptom this man has a fever, but it looks like he is dying."
D: "<softly>Cowbell Deficiency"
I: "What?"
D: "This man...has a fever...and the only prescription...is more cowbell."

Costello Clapp 

A Costello Clapp is when after coitus, instead of cumming in or on your partner, you cum into your hand and proceed to smack them in the face with the handful of cum.
After I was done having sex with Melyssa, I costello clapped her across the face.
Costello Clapp by Josh Doane June 25, 2006

simon Cowell 

i dislike simon cowell😁🤪
simon Cowell by thatlarriebitch January 13, 2021

I gotta have more cowbell 

A facebook user group whose purpose is the encouragement of facebook content and humor revolving around the satirical cowbell metaphor made popular in a Saturday Night Live skit. The SNL classic mocks Blue Oyster Cult members (played by Will Farrell, Chris Kattan, Horatio Sands and Jimmy Fallon) in the recording studio where they are laying down "Don't Fear The Reaper" with record producer, Bruce Dickenson (played by guest host, Christopher Walken) who advises the fellas that they are going to want that cowbell in their sound and the track could use a little more cowbell to an already "cowbell prevalent" song.

A (subliminal) tool used to politely suggest to your long lost pal to add some content to their facebook profile.

The classic request for more facebook content.

A facebook classic.
Glad to see you on facebook, here is a link to my favorite user group.

This group was made for you.

About your profile, I gotta have more cowbell!