cowboy click

A computer user who has no idea what they are doing randomly clicks around hoping the solution will magically appear.

A Geek Squad technician came out to fix my computer today. I watched him cowboy click for about an hour. Afterwards, he told me the solution was to buy a new computer.

by Caligari76 September 8, 2009

Comboist

A skilled player whose sole purpose in a video game is to facestomp the opponent with his/her barrage of combos, often resulting in a one combo death or damaging for more than 3/4 HP.

Dude have you see that awesome Comboist at Arcade Infinity on the Street Fighter machine?! He ended his match in 1 combo!

by Lolimancer July 12, 2010

wet cowboy handkerchief

A sex act named after a life hack cowboys used in the Old West. Cowboys would moisten their handkerchiefs with water, and then tie them around their necks. The moisture would evaporate in the arid clmate, leaving the cowboys cool as a cucumber. The sex act involves one partner urinating on the other, and then cleaning up the mess with a Kleenex. The giving partner then cleans up the mess, plugging the recieving partner's anus with the Kleenex. The Kleenex is left there for "x" amount of days, until the giving partner believes he or she is ready. The giver then removes the Kleenex, leaving the recieving partner's anus a fermented, ammonia-like smell and flavor.

My girl and I were all excited to try the wet cowboy handkerchief, only she kept farted out every piss tissue I shoved up her ass.

by salty cracker June 21, 2017

Cowboy Killer

It's a marb red cigarette.

Tim: gimme acig
Shane: iohno if you could handel the cowboy killers.

by nonuttin February 5, 2009

cowbird

A single woman looking for a man to help raise her kid.

Much like how a cowbird lays the egg in the nest of another bird, and those birds will raise the cowbird.

So I met this chick and took her out, but after talking to her, realized she was a cowbird.

by Agouti23 December 12, 2010

Asphalt Cowboy

A man (country boy) who works on the road. He is always gone, traveling to different states due to his line of work.

An asphalt cowboy could be considered a truck driver, iron worker, etc.

by Brandy Lou January 19, 2009

cowboy killers

Marlboro Cigarettes. Cigarettes. Tobacco

Uncle Bob died of lung cancer, those cowboy killers got him.

by TIMJB1 September 22, 2006