That guy who asks to crash at your house for a few days but never seems to leave and decides that your couch is his romantic lover.
"Damn man, Joe showed up at my house three months ago and won't leave. He has turned into a serious couch rapist."
by oracleofchangeorders October 1, 2013
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Once you get on the Heroin Couch it's hard to get off.
Man I was on the Heroin Couch all day and forgot to pick up my litter brother from school
Man I was on the Heroin Couch all day and forgot to pick up my litter brother from school
by Herschworld October 6, 2010
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A Couch Juror is a person who sits at home and watches news stories of a person accused of a crime. This person then forms an opinion from filtered and biased news from either Conversative or Liberal networks. They then post on facebook and twitter about how the person is or isn't guilty based on their new-found "expert" knowledge of the situation. These people are closely related to "sheeple."
Friend 1: OJ so did it man! They found a glove and the news said he did it. Give that guy the chair! I even checked Snopes, they said he did it.
Friend 2: Man, stop being a Couch Juror, you know nothing about what happened other than what the media tells you and your sheeple friends.
Friend 2: Man, stop being a Couch Juror, you know nothing about what happened other than what the media tells you and your sheeple friends.
by thedrod August 12, 2012
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by couchguyfan101 October 2, 2021
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I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.
I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.
by Ryan November 27, 2004
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The Trends of the Stereotypical Couch Dweller
-General Dirty Look/Lack of Hygiene
-Have Horrible Haircuts/Style
-Have No Social Cues or No Verbal Filter
-Talk About Sexual Things Constantly
-Enjoy Quoting Horrible Movies
-Are involved in all the clubs that promote diversity and including people, yet are very judgmental and not very inclusive
-The men dwellers enjoy putting down the woman dwellers and using slang against them
-Dwellers have spent at least one night in the GVU Student Center Couch area
-Enjoy D&D and other Role Playing Video games and are most likely involved in L.A.I.R.E (See movie Role Models)
The Dwellers have named themselves "The Circle"
If you walk within twenty feet of the dwellers prepare for the sexual slang and curse word you will hear
The Dwellers will try and suck your soul if sit in their area, beware of spells that they will curse on you and of the foul odor they well send your direction
Scientists have been debating on the origin of the couch dwellers for centuries, but the majority of them agree that they came from abyss that is a High School Band room
The Trends of the Stereotypical Couch Dweller
-General Dirty Look/Lack of Hygiene
-Have Horrible Haircuts/Style
-Have No Social Cues or No Verbal Filter
-Talk About Sexual Things Constantly
-Enjoy Quoting Horrible Movies
-Are involved in all the clubs that promote diversity and including people, yet are very judgmental and not very inclusive
-The men dwellers enjoy putting down the woman dwellers and using slang against them
-Dwellers have spent at least one night in the GVU Student Center Couch area
-Enjoy D&D and other Role Playing Video games and are most likely involved in L.A.I.R.E (See movie Role Models)
The Dwellers have named themselves "The Circle"
If you walk within twenty feet of the dwellers prepare for the sexual slang and curse word you will hear
The Dwellers will try and suck your soul if sit in their area, beware of spells that they will curse on you and of the foul odor they well send your direction
Scientists have been debating on the origin of the couch dwellers for centuries, but the majority of them agree that they came from abyss that is a High School Band room
by Concerned GVU Citizen September 28, 2011
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a THOT that thinks they can make money by cosplaying a character that pleases the anime/nerd community. but in reality, only doing it for the popularity and money by half-assing different cosplay , giving no effort at all, but expecting asspats and recognition (E.g: only lewd cosplay or wearing a bikini and a wig saying "this is me Cosplaying _____!!!!")
a THOT that thinks they can make money by cosplaying a character that pleases the anime/nerd community. but in reality, only doing it for the popularity and money by half-assing different cosplay , giving no effort at all, but expecting asspats and recognition (E.g: only lewd cosplay or wearing a bikini and a wig saying "this is me Cosplaying _____!!!!")
by cosThot101 May 30, 2018
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