Coughlan666

A "comic" and a youtuber.
He rants about atheism, religion, politics and etc.
He started to build up a drone-like clan around him, who blindly worshiped him, so that he could take the crown of "Atheist King Of Youtube" that he imagined, away from TheAmazingAtheist. Then he was called on it make-a-long-story-short he ended up crying his eyes out and epic pwnage was delivrd in his rectum, causing OVER 9000 embarrassment damage.

YTdramaFan: Well, Coughlan was exposed for the power/famehungry manipulative weak p*ssy that he is, PWND.
RthedickCOUGHLANdr0ne: FU MAN COUGHLAN IS AWESOME TAA IS WRONG, FAKESAGAN IS A FOOL, ILL MARK UR COMMENT AS SPAM AND DOWN RATE IT!!
YTdramaFan: Wow, do you even have your own mind?
RthedickCOUGHLANdr0ne: COUGHLAN666! COUGHLAN666! COUGHLAN666!..

by anti-drone May 5, 2009

coughaliscious

used to describe some really good herbal medicine, sometimes also known as the wacky weed marijuana.

Oh My GOD! That stickity ickity bud is absolutely coughaliscious.

by Timothy Steele September 29, 2010

coughfarting

When you're cough so hard you start farting simultaneously...

I coughed so hard I started coughfarting..

by Ms.kflo222 December 19, 2015

coughache

A headache brought on by a violent coughing fit. Most commonly associated with taking a particularly heady of high quality marjuanna.

Kelby: "shit my dude, the loud pack deadass gave me a coughache"
Alex: "you gots bitch lungs B"

by Bassic Bitch January 16, 2017

Coughart

When a fart comes out at the same time as a cough.

"He started coughing and I heard a coughart come out."

by Applapple June 5, 2018

Coughtation mark

Coughtation Mark, (Noun) Is the use in text, and in verbal speech, of the word "cough" or by emulating the bodily function of "coughing" to humorously hide and or interject a snarky phrase or comment during conversation, usually meant to possibly annoy one person, while potentially amusing others present or partaking in said conversation.

Female: Does this make my butt look big?
Male: *Cough* thicc AF *Cough*
Female: Did you just say "cough"
Male: Yes, I used Coughtation Marks

by WireableCarrot May 23, 2019

Ben Coughlan

Typically a retarded person who only want their best friend to FUCK THEM IN THE ASS! if they have a best-friend . If they don't then they go to the nearest m ale stripers and pay one of them $1000 just to let Ben to suck his DICK! WHAT A FUCKING RETARDED FAGOT IF YOU SEE A BEN COUGHLAN THEN GET A GUN AND KILL THAT MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!

Ben Coughlan is a retarded person who only sucks dicks and takes them up the ass for the boys.

by Ben Coughlan September 17, 2018