Swinging cocklocker

A male, usually a millennial who changes shorts under a towel tent in the locker room, who stares with gaze literally locked in on swinging boomer cocks.

I saw that swinging cocklocker give me a sideways stare at my junk as I walked by to the shower .

by Davedale August 24, 2019

cocblock

cocblock, a term used when someone makes life harder and stops you from getting something you want.

derived from cockblock, which is when someone stops you from getting action.

I asked my dad for money, and he was going for his wallet but my mom decided to interfere and stopped him. What a cocblock!

by abbcdfiq January 7, 2012

couchlicker

Undefinable asshole, usually a ginger but can be anyone making fun of others.
Example: Phil is a cool guy, but he's such a couchliker. Variations: #couchlicker

Phil is cool, but he's such a couchlicker.

by The BEEJ February 12, 2015

crotchlock

1. adj. the state of getting no sex for a long period of time

JaMarcus ain't called me in forever! I hate when he puts me on crotchlock!

by Sophia April 20, 2005

couchlogged

When a drug's effects confine someone to a couch (or other furniture) while still conscious. Normally preoccupied with music/movie/board game.

Ed was couchlogged while watching that whole movie after drinking those two forties!

After that bowl, Brett was so couchlogged he couldn't get up to piss.

by Eeagle October 30, 2010

Cocklock

A male or female who constantly stares at the groin region of all males who are within visual range.

You enter a bar with a friend you notice a particularly ugly woman staring at your package.You turn to your friend and say "Damn I wish that skank would quit getting cocklock on me"

by Maddoe September 25, 2004

cocklock

to pin down a womans vagina with a massive cock

dude, i cocklocked this bitch when i was bonin her last night

by joe mackdonald April 22, 2006