by Uber JoKR December 08, 2016
by tommy stewdog January 07, 2019
Tired of girls kicking your dick in on April 9th? Well, I bet you didn’t know what today was. Go ahead it’s national couchie kick day tomorrow. Watch out.
by Daggerpeen April 09, 2019
The act of opening up the cushions of a couch in such a manner that you are able to blow smoke into it and observe how there is no smoke. Very convenient skill to have when you are trying to conceal smoke in a large group of people.
"Bro, I need to smoke but I don't want it to be visible"
"No worries, just hit a couchie. Notice how there is NO SMOKE."
"No worries, just hit a couchie. Notice how there is NO SMOKE."
by mnjohnson November 29, 2023
"Dawg I was so deep in dat cushie last night"
"When you been in the pen long enough even dat couchie will do"
"Tony's couchie is ripe dawg, shit is ripe you feel me?"
"When you been in the pen long enough even dat couchie will do"
"Tony's couchie is ripe dawg, shit is ripe you feel me?"
by dabbboi May 29, 2022
A word used to describe a PokéStop you can spin without leaving your home (ie your couch) in Pokémon Go.
Person 1: "Hey man, wanna go a walk and spin some stops?"
Person 2: "Nah bro, after that Post Box I nominated got accepted I got a couchie."
Person 2: "Nah bro, after that Post Box I nominated got accepted I got a couchie."
by MindfudgeZombie October 31, 2022