Cottahouse

This is when you purchase a property that satisfies both your housing needs but is like a cottage in the sense that it is serves both purposes. A residence that allows you to have the luxuries of home but is ‘out of town’ and may be on or near the water in a non-urban environment. Therefore, it serves both purposes in one residence. A hybrid property that combines two interests conveniently into one.

We can’t afford to buy both a cottage and keep the house so we are going to gey a cottahouse out of town.

by intothefray June 11, 2018

cottage cheese lover

Any person who loves to see the cellulite on a full figured woman, it is soo sexy.

My girlfriends thighs and buttocks have so much cellulite on them, it has turned me into a total cottage cheese lover.

by fat lover May 7, 2007

Cottage Fire

Rubbng one out in an outhouse with a flaming STD.

Wow! That cottage fire I had last night is still burning.

by May2Keg June 21, 2007

Cottage Clot

When a woman has a bad yeast infection.

Damn, Niki got some nasty ass Cottage Clot.

by AlexdaKing February 25, 2009

Cotham

A unit of measurement for how deep one can intrude into a sexual organ.

"Dude I was so many cothams into Tony's asshole the other day, i could practically feel my balls bouncing off of his spleen!"

by bigfatdik May 22, 2009

cottagecore

An "aesthetic" depicting/revolving around a romanticized life in nature. Very serene and calming vibes. Includes: flowers, frogs, flowy dresses, cottages, fairies, and more things of that ilk.

"This tea set is so cottagecore!"
"It would be very cottagecore if we got matching frog earrings."
"All I want is a simple cottagecore life in the woods."

by Cat goes Meow December 4, 2020

Cottagers

A person of great origin that supports Fulham. The greatest team to ever play football. Playing mainly in Black and white if you see a lad wearing the kit whilst walking down the road be sure to step out of his way as he will not be afraid to chin you.

Bob cobbledick: Look Dan! There’s a cottager!
Cottager: COYW! Let’s ave it! Come on fellow cottagers !

by DJ Steves November 29, 2019