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A one legged man in an arse kicking contest.

To describe a useless object or person.
About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...
by hteb78 November 27, 2012
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hidden Costs

I bought this cell phone thinking that it was going to be good.. it works but they charge me a bunch of hidden costs that i was unaware about and now they wont do anything about. I should switch to T-Mobile
by dalejr237 June 27, 2005
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Contestard

Person on a game show that cannot figure out the answer to the question, regardless of how obvious it is to the at-home viewer.
That person on Wheel of Fortune last night was a real Contestard!
by Tara P. November 18, 2003
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Popularity Contest

Even though Joe was more fitting to be class president, John won solely because his good looks were enough to win a popularity contest.
by Corn Flake October 26, 2006
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Friends with Costs

The opposite of friends with benefits, friends with costs incur a negative benefit (a cost) on whoever they are friends with. This could include bothering you from time to time for favours or money.
Suman: Cynthia, can you please pick up a bottle of vodka for me and bring it to my house? I promise I will pay you back some day.

Cynthia (aside): I wasn't even headed to Suman's house... Now that's what I call being friends with costs...
by Joshsa January 27, 2010
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Belgian Pie Eating Contest

A sexual carnival of sorts in which a gentleman performs oral sex on no fewer than 3 different ladies in the same room no more than a minute apart. Used especially in reference to particularly sloppy oral sex, as an actual pie eating contest generally results in a messy face.

May also refer to a situation in which several men perform oral sex on several women, with or without switching partners.
When the fraternity invited the neighboring sorority over for the first party of the semester, it only took 20 minutes and 2 kegs to turn the living room into a Belgian Pie Eating Contest.
by Bee-ritt July 16, 2009
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a costas

if you never met a "costas", you probably should be a blessed. if you do know a costas, you are very aware of how gay and pathetic they are. costas' usually like to brag about their lifestyle when it is pretty shitty and brag about their money. their parents most of the time wish they haven't had them and probably wanted a girl instead of a "costas". if you ever encounter one, please visit a doctor to help with suicidal thoughts.

they tend to wear ugly ass neon nike shoes that are outdated and make you want to rethink living. on the other hand, theyre occasionally "smart" but on the outside, they act autistic and fucking dumb as shit.

costas' likes to brag about their love also. despite the fact, they really never talk to their partner. their relationships usually last for maximum 2 days.

costas' have huge egos and like to "roast" people when they clearly haven't seen themselves

lastly, costas' are very sexual and would probably never get laid and die as a virgin.

example:
person 1: are you dating a costas?
person2: yes, i love him!
person 1: you should reconsider living and fuck off you dumb bitch

another example:

person 1: did i just hear a roast from a costas?
person 2: yes, it sucks dick
person 1: i wish these dumb ass costas would stop breeding
by thatcockyboybitch455 December 30, 2016
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