Costco

A place where it is always overcrowded and you never want to go.

Hey son are you okay? Yeah dad Costco is just overcrowded so it makes it hard to breath. Dad:So that’s why your purple.

by gklviglhffcgndx May 7, 2020

COSTCO

A place for cheap people to buy unnecessarily large amounts of a certain item. Now a slang term for really big things.

Your mom is costco sized!

by GerardMyLove May 24, 2005

Costco

A retailer that penalizes you $50 annually for the heinous offense of shopping in its stores.

Waitaminute, you guys make us buy 10 gallons of Vaseline, pocket $20 in profit every time, then make us fork over $50 for the privilege? Damn Costco, you a bitch.

by CrunchyCookie December 1, 2011

Costco

The act of driving straight through an empty carpark with out going the actual way

Mum frantically drives across 2 lanes
Me: MUM DID YOU JUST DO A COSTCO ACROSS A HIGHWAY

by Fanta479 March 4, 2020

Costco

a huge ass store where all the cheap asians shop. oh and indians too. no one speaks english in costco - especially not the workers b/c the workers are even fobbier.. trying to get discounts on the already underpriced stuff wtf

"costco's a toilet bowl. it's filled with brown and yellow"

by Atlashapa April 9, 2008

costco effect

Over purchasing because the price per unit is too attractive to pass up.

Aw, Mike why did you buy three 48-ounce bottles of ketchup? The Costco effect got you. The second two are going to expire before you get to them.

by aretegroup March 30, 2015

Costco Dogging

Costco Dogging is the act of going to Costco and buying a large $1.50 hotdog and proceeding to throw away the hot dog and sliding your penis into the remaining bun. The participant must fill the urethra with every condiment available and is not allowed to leave Costco until someone sucks all of the condiments out. The act of Costco Dogging typically takes a week or more.

Yo bro I dare you to go Costco dogging, last I heard William was stuck in the Costco for weeks!

by CostcoDogOfficial April 22, 2019