A Corkenator is one of the most feared creatures in the world. It is said that once a Corkenator makes up their mind, the only way to change it is by mass-group gaslighting. To find, look for fleece jackets, jeans, and green reading glasses. If found, quickly turn on some oldies' music to stop the mass hypnosis of a Corkenator's laugh. A Corkenator can usually be found in a classroom or a bowling alley. If seen at the bowling lanes, hide behind a corner and don't make a sound. When a Corkenator is bowling, they are in the zone and must NEVER be disturbed. When found in a classroom, be cautious of their educational lectures and most importantly- their Teacher's Voice.
"Shh... I spot a Corkenator; pretend we're doing our work"
"uh oh... the Corkenator has a bowling game tonight. I'll keep an ambulance on standby; the Cokenator found another victim"
"Corkenator- please let us build a boat for the PLTW class, I swear it's a tremendous issue that needs a solution urgently!"
"uh oh... the Corkenator has a bowling game tonight. I'll keep an ambulance on standby; the Cokenator found another victim"
"Corkenator- please let us build a boat for the PLTW class, I swear it's a tremendous issue that needs a solution urgently!"
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I stayed at Covenant House Georgia for a while when I was 20 after I had ran away from home. It was decent when I was there. I was amazed that I was the only white kid there. While there I met a nice 18 year old black girl who was also a resident in the group home and we became friends. Sadly, a certain staff member(s) took it upon themselves to have me kicked out without valid reason. This was despite the fact that there was at least one (and possibly more) staff members who wanted me to stay. Shortly after I was kicked out my girl friend was also kicked out, again without valid reason.
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Yes ladies and gentlemen and children of all ages, an exact replica of The Ark of the Covenant that which the Lord God gave Moses to guide the wandering Hebrews through the desert has been placed in the most highly publicized and distributed piece of artwork on the face of the planet Earth a.k.a. the entire Reverse of {{{~ONE DOLLAR BILL~}}}. Of course this piece of artwork fulfills every aspect of Deuteronomy chapter 32 verses one through seven.
This artwork is also the most complex piece of artwork ever created in the history of this world and is only discernible by those who can understand hieroglyphs, pictographs, ideograms, Mercator projection, and {{{ ~ Euclidean Optics ~ }}} because otherwise it simply looks like an obscure design.
Therefore Michael Fazio spent 35 years of his life doing research into pictographs, hieroglyphs and the study of {{{ ~ Euclidean Optics ~ }}} at which point at the age of 50 years started writing a book and on April 15, 2010 copyrighted that book and immediately created a website with a 439 picture shopping cart
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Yes ladies and gentlemen and children of all ages, an exact replica of The Ark of the Covenant that which the Lord God gave Moses to guide the wandering Hebrews through the desert has been placed in the most highly publicized and distributed piece of artwork on the face of the planet Earth a.k.a. the entire Reverse of {{{~ONE DOLLAR BILL~}}}. Of course this piece of artwork fulfills every aspect of Deuteronomy chapter 32 verses one through seven.
This artwork is also the most complex piece of artwork ever created in the history of this world and is only discernible by those who can understand hieroglyphs, pictographs, ideograms, Mercator projection, and {{{ ~ Euclidean Optics ~ }}} because otherwise it simply looks like an obscure design.
Therefore Michael Fazio spent 35 years of his life doing research into pictographs, hieroglyphs and the study of {{{ ~ Euclidean Optics ~ }}} at which point at the age of 50 years started writing a book and on April 15, 2010 copyrighted that book and immediately created a website with a 439 picture shopping cart
@ www.AngelsontheArk.com
To prove that the Ark of the covenant is defined precisely on the reverse of the one dollar bill we have the Lord God's First Commandment; a.k.a.
Thou Shalt Have No Other Gods before Me ~!
{{{ IN GOD WE TRUST ~ ONE ~ }}} has the identical meaning and I don't for one moment believe this is a coincidence ~ !
But if you need more proof the entire greenside or the reverse of the {{{~ONE DOLLAR BILL~}}} is an exact replica of the measurements given to Moses by the Lord God as instructions to build the Ark of the Covenant scaled down & all of this has been proven in the book Angels on the Ark by Michael Fazio
Thou Shalt Have No Other Gods before Me ~!
{{{ IN GOD WE TRUST ~ ONE ~ }}} has the identical meaning and I don't for one moment believe this is a coincidence ~ !
But if you need more proof the entire greenside or the reverse of the {{{~ONE DOLLAR BILL~}}} is an exact replica of the measurements given to Moses by the Lord God as instructions to build the Ark of the Covenant scaled down & all of this has been proven in the book Angels on the Ark by Michael Fazio
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