coronainsomnia

Corona insomnia is the inability to sleep because of stress from finances, fear of illness and fear of your family getting corona!

Stella has to drink five cups today because coronainsomnia hit her hard worried about her children and husband getting the rona?

Jake got coronainsomnia because he lost his job due to restaurants closing because of the rona restrictions!

by Laureezy September 13, 2020

Coronaphone

Our carefully disinfected office phone, a result of the endlessly robotic janitorial motions we make before using our shared workspaces.

Gimme a minute while I prepare the Coronaphone.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020

Carbonation Heart

When one chugs a carbonated drink to fast thus causing pain in the chest.

Matt: Ah dude! I drank my soda to fast and now I got bad carbonation heart.
Alex: Dude that sucks!

by IcePhreak October 22, 2014

cornatious

n.

someone or something that is outrageously lame and/or corny.

Mario Lopez says the wackest things ever. He is so cornatious.

by Mariel Antonio June 3, 2008

Coronaonanist

A term applied lightheartedly to someone who, due to the social limitations of COVID-19, engages in a healthy level of regular sexual self-gratification.

Yup, she’s a joyous Coronaonanist - and she has no problem owning it!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 15, 2020

Coronalingus

Sex during the Coronavirus time of social distancing.

My fiancé and I are practicing social distancing by ordering take-out and engaging in coronalingus.

by xoMarilynxo March 18, 2020

Coronacons

Slang for the unscrupulous scammers preying on the vulnerable masses during the COVID-19 Pandemic.

Some especially vile Coronacons tried but failed to put one over on my savvy Granny and she totally outsmarted them!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2020