Pulling a cornwall

To see an emerging virus, disease or illness as an excuse to have time off work

He's found a new disease he may have so is not at work.
Oh, he's pulling a Cornwall.

by Jojnny5 March 16, 2020

Cornwalling

A lewd but ambiguous sexual act. It's implied that cornwalling is something done in places with populations of less than 5 000 and more farm animals than people.

You remember that country chick we met at the bar last night? I ended up cornwalling her in a barn with her cousin Earl!

by IIscariot September 7, 2011

Cornwaller

The ability to come up with any excuse to not work out.

person 1 - "Hey, missed you at the gym last night."

person 2 - "Sorry I got dizzy, waiting for payday, girl had me running errands, and then had happy hour after work."

person 1 - "Dude, your such a cornwaller."

by sissipher February 1, 2013

Sally Cornwall

A butt cheekless fart.

1) Oh my, I do believe he just dropped a filthy Sally Cornwall.

2) She straight Cornwalled him.

by thajman0524 May 21, 2013

Cornwallis Cream Pie

Insert the nozzle of a canned whip cream dispenser into a woman's ass. Fill her ass with whip cream until it overflows and forms a 10 inch cream pie between the cheeks of her ass. Sprinkles optional. First timers use cherries.

Louis wouldn't eat her ass until she showed him her Cornwallis Cream Pie

by Doctor 420 June 5, 2014

cornwallis

1.) a mixed martial arts fighter, who's actual christened name blows. 2.) a General in the movie "patriot". 3.) a stinky queer. 4.) a half irish, half jew, but slightly italian drunk.

"holy shit cornwallis you cant just kill innocent people!?

by Fomede September 1, 2009

cornelled

to flick another mans dick and/or send a pic of your dick to another man

jack cornelled me the other day.

by noahman December 10, 2010