Cornish Hen

A Cornish hen is when both partners spread their cheeks apart and press their butts together. One partner transfers fecal matter into the other partner, and vice versa until all the starting person has not only their own feces transferred back into themselves, they also have their partners feces inside them as well. You then baste the hen put it in the oven, or in actual terms, bust a nut on the stuffed bird and put them in the sun. It's called a Cornish hen because it resembles stuffing a Cornish hen before putting it in the oven.

I would much rather Cornish Hen her before I Chili Dog her.

by Corinater_of_Cornishes June 26, 2018

cornish pasty

a yummy pastie thing from cornwall, however the addictive things can often be found in other places in the united Kingdom, however do not be fooled for Cornish pasties are tricky little creatures you buy one and 5 seconds later their gone! where'd it go you ask, well look at the person sitting next to you for the stole it from you for its yummy tastyness!

Brittany:have you ever had a cornish pasty
Meg: wats that
Brittany: stupid americans

by the crazed Engliophyle who can't spell May 20, 2005

Cornish Guilt

Guilt over stealing someones cornish pasty and/or other pastry related food items

Guilt over murdering someone from Cornwall

I totally killed a hitchiker in Cornwall, I've never felt such Cornish guilt

by EarlOfCanterbury November 2, 2010

Cornish

Fat. Extra fat. The act of becoming fat. Can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb.

He ate a number 1 from Carls Jr., an oreo shake, and a meal from Long John Silvers? That guy is cornish.

by Poppa E March 10, 2009

Cornish Game Hen

This phenomenon happens when the scrotum is pulled up and over the cock making it look like a skinned game hen.

During a rousing game of ball tricks, Gary defeated Keith's "Fruitbasket" by making a Cornish Game Hen.

by Jason K April 10, 2003

cornish meat shower

Having sexual inter course with a former tutor after they have been pushed off a cliff.

A Cornish meat shower is when one finds them self in the situation of sexual relations with ones former teacher and mentor. One will push said tutor from a cliff side after luring them with promises of holiday cuddles and cream tea. Once cliff pushing has taken place the act of intercourse will occur between oneself and the willing participant.

by Rumple McFiddlesticks May 3, 2014

Cornishman

a young man from Cornwall who abuses one Spanish word

que? I'm from Cornwall. I learn from a book.

by kitten March 14, 2005