corona sex

Sex people with the coronavirus can have when they've both been tested positive while everyone else is social distancing

Looking for Corona sex. A/S/L & Corona-positive. DM me if you down

by artist6000 April 3, 2020

Corona Spray

Corona spray is the ULTIMATE weapon to end society.

You could even send it flying in a helicopter and you could end the lives of 5 million people! You never know. If you have the ashes of a politician who suffered from spontaneous human combustion, add corona beer, part of corona-Chan’s skin, and bat soup, you should have a very special and useful, corona spray.

Best Friend: Remember that moose who bullied you in middle school?
You: Yeah! I knocked some sense into them with this special Corona Spray.
Best Friend: Can I taste some? I don’t want to experience the apocalypse.
You: I mean....sure…?

by pass the potatoes April 4, 2020

Corona Sickness

Corona Toilet Paper Panic Not to be confused with the #Corona Virus/Covid19, Corona sickness occurs after a night out guzzling beer and eating from a popular taco establishment. Symptoms include: lava-like/explosive diarrhea, upset stomach, bed spins, slurred speech, blurred vision that makes homely people look hot, bouts of bravery, mood swings, and poor judgement. Do not attempt to drive or operate machinery if you feel you may have Corona Sickness.

"Hey Cletus! Get on down to Walmart and buy up all the toilet paper. The news says erybody in the world catchin' that Corona sickness you had that one night after that Luke Bryan concert."

by TPayne1972 March 11, 2020

Corona Spouse

That person with whom you’ve chosen to self-quarantine, and with whom Sex eventually came into the equation, even though you hadn't previously co-habitated, had no official commitment, and towards whom you may or may not have harbored an antepandemic crush. It may be an old flame, an ex-husband or wife, a colleague or simply a friend, but for some unexplainable reason your hidden Self chose that person as your shelter-in-residence mate.

Amanda took Chris as her Corona Spouse to stave off boredom and find some normalcy during the pandemic.

by BigBunnie March 24, 2020

Corona stroke

Corona stroke is when you thrust your cock down someone by starting in the throat and then fucking the lungs in one go.

This girl was giving me head and I finnished with a Corona stroke. Every one though she had the virus, but was just coughing up jizz.

by Mmrt May 4, 2020

corona squad

the most problematic crew, consisting of the most problematic people

“wait, what’s so special about the corona squad?”

“oh... one voluntarily stuck their face in a lake,
one fell in a river,
one got hit by a car,
one slept in...”

by nicholas is in a cage July 3, 2020

Corona-sick

When you want corona to go away because you don't want people to dies and you are sick of lockdowns

I am corona-sick, why won't corona go away.

by pOtAtOeStAn May 21, 2021