cornelie

Sexy hoe everyone wants to know. One of the lads, but mess with this boss ass bitch and she will strike you down.

Enjoys getting sophisticatedly trashed on some fine wine.

Often compared to Rihanna

Wow look at that sexy hoe! Must be Cornelie!

by chocolateriri April 22, 2018

The Cornelius

A fun drunken dance where you swing your arms around and shuffle around hunched over like the chimpanzee Dr. Cornelius in the 60's movie Planet of the Apes. Dr. Cornelius was the fiance of Dr. Zira in the film.

Dude! look he's wasted, he's doing "The Cornelius"!.

Or..

Hey man, if you get ripped tonight, do "The Cornelius" for me, chicks love it!

by DaLegend52 March 20, 2011

Cornell

1. an elite Ivy League college often scorned by the other Ivies for having an "easy" admission rate, a fallacy that many people tend to buy. At 11% (2019-20), Cornell's admission rate is, in reality, one of the most selective schools in the United States and in the English-speaking world. By comparison, the admission rates of the most prestigious UK schools such as Cambridge and Oxford are at 15-20%.

2. The only Ivy that doesn't issue a diploma inscribed in Latin. Until this day schools with a long historical standing like Harvard, Dartmouth, Yale, Brown, Penn, Princeton and Columbia still issue fancy Latin diplomas. Whereas younger colleges like UChicago, Stanford and MIT founded since the late 19th century only issue modern English diplomas.

3. One of the most comprehensive universities. Like Harvard and Penn, Cornell has all the major schools including Law School, Business School, Medical School, School of Engineering, School of Design, and the College of Arts and Sciences

"Getting into Cornell? It's harder than you think"

by PrehistoricFish August 10, 2020

Cornell Goggles

The way men rate women at Cornell University, usually in the Binary Scale either being a 1 (you will do her), or a 0 (you will not do her) in comparison to the 1-10 scale found anywhere else in the world.

Beer Goggles inhibited by a place, not a beverage.

Guy 1: "hey man check out the hottie who just walked out of Goldwin Smith"
Guy 2: "are you serious? she's a 0 take off your cornell goggles"
Guy 1: "i've been here so long, i'd do her"
Guy 2: "i probably would too"

by oneorzero February 18, 2008

Cornell Notes

Satan in written form.

Person #1: I love cornell notes!

Person #2: you might as well just say "I hate Jesus"

by calcfreak November 13, 2009

cornell

the coolest school ever.
well not really
but we try to fool ourselves

at least its better than harvard.

"So we go to Cornell. It's in the middle of nowhere but we really don't care."

by CARNAN November 19, 2006

Cordelia

Cordelia is the nicest person you will ever meet. She hates on herself way to much than she should. She will always buy others before herself and will be with you throw think and thin. She is a major nerd, but athletic and Hella cute. She will never understand why People are friends with her cause she thinks so poorly of herself. Cordelia also hates compliments so much. She also really hates new stairs but we won’t get into that. Cordelia is such a good person, anyone would wanna be her. Except her

Wow did you see what Cordelia did Today?
No...
She just straight A’s and she won the championship game for her team

by Theemptyheadedhighschooler May 26, 2019