cornfieldistan

The entire Midwestern region of the United States, known for having a fuck ton of farms and not much else
Somtimes used to denote someone with dissatisfaction with their home city or town, comparing some washed up redneck shithole in Indiana, Illinois, Missouri, etc, to a 3rd world war torn country.

Man I fucking hate living in cornfieldistan, there's nothing to do here

by cockandballtorture January 9, 2019

cornfield hair tickler

When two people go into a cornfield together and rub their pubes against one another

Mary gave me a cornfield hair tickler last night after our date

by cornman123 December 20, 2020

cornfield

someone that is so corny, they might as well be an entire cornfield.

"Women should have rights equal to men!"

"you're being such a cornfield right now, homie."

by Allegramachine1217 March 5, 2010

Cornfield Pussy

A coochie that smells like a mixture of sweat and shit.

Yeah I was straight dogging this bitch then I got a whiff of some cornfield pussy and I was done

by Rookielazer November 22, 2018

Cornfield

Fictitious place to send someone who is or says something stupid, yet comical.

Eric says..."You guys want to get the motorcycles out and go for a ride?"...and Jason replies " My rocket pig is ready for takeoff!"...where Eric replies.."Jason, cornfield, now!"

by Erinbear2 November 9, 2009

Coralie

That bitch that all ways is annoying for everyone.

Stop touching your pussy coralie!

by Lol1232e4554 June 1, 2018

cornfielding

Waking up naked in the middle of a cornfield after a night of insanity or drunkenness. Much like the experience of someone who has been abducted by aliens, or recovering from a night spent as a werewolf.

"I made friends with a bottle last night, then went cornfielding."

by Cody Duncan June 7, 2007