Cootergawk

A male who suddenly approaches unsuspecting women in a public places to follow and observe them in order to achieve self satisfaction. Often wears sunglasses and pretends to talk on telephone as not to be caught.

Greg stopped working so he could cootergawk several women walking to the bathroom.

by FDOT May 18, 2016

coonerang

A person (usually black or vanta black) who behaves foolishly, showing up regularly to fuck with people and generally troll

“ I swear i’m going to assfuck that coonerang has into the ground “

by poggerchampion December 25, 2020

Cooperman

When you add a picture to a Yelp review and it's like way awesome and not exactly a picture from that business but just something so much cooler.

"Yo, you see that Waffle House page? I just Cooperman'd the hell out of it. LOL!"

by PonyBoy July 20, 2012

cooterwaxer

A profession involving the removal of cooter hair from ones cooter. Synonymous with "beaver waxer."

"That damn cooterwaxer at Super Cuts only waxed half my cooter and now Ricky will only lick one side of it."

by Becky Orr August 4, 2004

Cooterpack

A woman wearing a fanny pack backwards, causing her to look ridiculous and possibly older than her actual age.

Look dis' woman wear'n damn cooterpack, don't she know she lookin' like a fool?

by outshimed July 4, 2007

cooterbacon

1. The flabby and excess skin* between the vagina lips. It has no feeling, and often tastes really salty and pisslike.

2. The type of vagina that many people do not like.

*Note: The excess skin does indeed resemble uncooked, or raw bacon.

That girl over there, I got with her at this rockin' party, but she had a pound of cooterbacon!

by M4ttttttt March 24, 2007

cootering

Verb: the action of inserting an item(s)(lipstick, toy, food, drugs, contraband, etc) into a vagina for the purpose of hiding said item from interested parties (police, priest, boyfriend etc)

The young lady was cootering heroin when captured by the authorities.

by HK Han D'job July 23, 2015