cooked

a way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way.

Bro #1: yo homie that girl is cooked as fuck.
Bro #2: shits cooked.

by tvdropper December 2, 2016

Pools Closed

The ultimate lulz. African American males with extremely large afros block the pedophilic doorways of habbo hotel, especially the pool.

47 year old male trying to get to the 13 year old male on the other side of the /b/ user: You dam troll let me in the pool!
/b/ user: Pools Closed

by ForTheLulzzz May 11, 2009

Cooked out

When you're so high you can barely speak.

Man carl is so cooked out he needs to lay off the green

by Luder420 December 6, 2016

Cooked Lewis

The Cooked Lewis was established between 2015-2016 period, the photo is very bright and can cause blindness. There is a Instgram account Cooked_Lewis_Apparel.

If you see a Cooked Lewis, Run and close your eyes.

by CookedLewis October 17, 2018

ClosedAI

Used to describe the transformation of OpenAI from a non-profit to a for-profit entity, highlighting the shift away from its original stances on open collaboration and transparency.

Elon, what are you going to name the new research lab? Please name it ClosedAI, and then actually make it open source and non-profit.

by Reavery February 28, 2023

Thomas Cooked

Cockney Rhyming slang for "Fucked"

referring to the state of the UK tour operator when it became insolvent.

Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"

by Nhurr September 23, 2019

Closed the bar down

When you stay at a bar so late that they kick you out so they can finish cleaning and count down the register.

"I'm exhausted this morning. Me and some friends closed the bar down last night."

by HailSatan2469 August 21, 2013