california coolstick

A calcification of coolness, that forms up the ass of people living in california. Just by virtue of being "from california" . Not certain if it is in the water, or the air, but it is there.

Host : Sorry sir, there are no tables available....
California asshole: "But, im from california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this guy has a california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"

by Frank durtcock July 5, 2018

Cooliosticks

A stronger word than 'cool'. ( See cool ) Used only when neccessary, not every other sentence. A very moronic word to use during regular conversations. A longer version of coolio.

Simple...
ex. "Cooliosticks"
ex. "That was cooliosticks..."

by Kudos August 18, 2006

cocktastic

1. Abysmal
2. The opposite of fantastic.
3. The equivalent of having a large sweaty cock dangled in your face.

Michael Bay continues his crusade to flood the earth with cocktastic films.

by Jonny Nakamura December 5, 2010

coketastic

Fantastic.
Just for coke addict.

That coke was coketastic

by Big dick 123 February 27, 2017

Covitastical

adj. An extraordinary event, idea, or experience that can only happen during a pandemic

Even in Covitastical times, we remember what it use to be like when it was normal (ie...pre-3/11).

by tobywillow May 22, 2020

Clontastic

A dumb person or someone being stupid

You are being clontastic. Stop being clontastical

by Yalbu dinky August 23, 2023

cooltasticationly

To be of the condition of coolness, fantastical extremes, without caution. Generally means cool.

Stick it up your cooltasticationly.

by lemon er July 5, 2005