blob by blob commentary

sitting in the garage and gazing at a lava lamp, while monty does a play by play commentary on the lumps of lava floating around the lamp to annoy bogan.

"and that blobs out of here!" "monty im sick of your blob by blob commentary"

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

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Cockumentary

A cinematic adventure that is half porn, half documentary, typically consisting of an educational sexual suggestion followed by some kind of moral and/or virtuous life lesson. In this genre, the cockumentary plays emphasis on the male genitals, and is advised to be viewed by those of the female gender, or homosexual men.

Did you see that cockumentary that was playing at the theater last night?

Yeah, I thought it was fantastic! I went home, fucked my husband, then prayed about it for an hour.

by pseudomine December 7, 2009

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cockumentary

A film or other visual media, centered around pornographic imagery of a penis in action.

Wow Jenn, did you see the latest film by naughty by nature productions? No? Best cockumentary of the year.

by bigolthang October 2, 2009

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cut commentary

Niggas that play video games and don't know how to keep a continuous conversation

I just posted a new cut commentary on YouTube.

by 420doritoskkk April 19, 2017

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social commentary

Gossip.

Something taboo and should never be said unless you want to look like a condescending pompous doucher.

Todd's constant social commentary landed him in the dog house with his group of friends.

Todd's social commentary landed him a job with a People magazine.

by SsTtUuBbYy August 17, 2011

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