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squirt cookie

When a bunch of bros are in a circle all trying to jack onto their own cookie. Last one to climax gets to eat all of the now-frosted cookies.
"Dude we played squirt cookie last night and now Phil has a stomach full of jizz-covered cookies."
by TurbanDictionary November 9, 2013
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Dark Cacao Cookie

One Of The 5 Ancients In The Story Of The Game Cookie Run Kingdom, And the Ruler Over The Black Citadel. According To Caramel Arrow Cookie, One Of The Many Warriors Of The Dark Cacao Kingdom, "His Majesty May Seem Cold, But He Means Well." I Guess You Could Say He Is Quick To Lose His Temper. He Is Also The Father Of Dark Choco Cookie.

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As Shown In The Cutscenes In Episode 14 "The Citadel On The Frozen Cliff" His Soul Jam Can Manifest Him Into An Entity Of His Own Emotions. Because Pomegranate Cookie Only Made Him Feel Pain, And He Was Overwhelmed By Rage, Anguish And Pain, His Soul Jam Manifested His Mind Into A Beast Of Pain And Suffering.
People Call This Form "Ghost Dark Cacao" Due To Its Ghostly Appearance. Yet The Files Call It "Berserk Dark Cacao."
Pomegranate Cookie Walked Up Behind Dark Choco Cookie. "Enough With This Touching Family Reunion. I Can’t Take It Anymore." Immediately, Pomegranate Cookie Trapped Dark Cacao Cookie In Her Mirror Magic, In Hope To Incapacitate

Him And Retrieve His Soul Jam, Which Was Etched In His Blade. Dark Cacao Cookie Let Out A Cry Of Pain Upon Being Hit. Dark Choco Immediately Stepped Backwards, Asking, Furious. "What Did You Do..!" Pomegranate Answered Slyly. "You Failed Your Mission..Again. Because Of That, You Forced My Hand. I Had To Take Care Of What You Couldn't." Dark Cacao Said In Agony. "RELEASE ME…FROM THIS SORCERY…YOU..WILL..NEVER…HAVE ME…" Pomegranate Cookie Seemed Shocked. "What Is This!? My Spell…Its Getting Out Of Control…! Is This…The Power Of The Soul Jam?." Dark Cacao Cookie Let Out A Scream Of Agony, Which Soon Turned Into A Beastly Roar.
His Body Erupted Into A Red Light, And Proceeded To Strike Anybody Nearby. Gingerbrave Said, "We Have To Calm Him Down!"

Dark Cacao’s Body Disappeared. Instead There Was A Massive Phantom Beast.

(Ooc for a second. Basically its like tricky phase 3 but with long hair, a floating crown and a torso.)
by emperorbelos April 8, 2022
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You want a cookie?

A snarky way of trying to give a backhanded compliment to someone who has just tried to arrogantly, and often unjustifiably, toot their own horn.
Bob: Oh I am just the hottest thing since sliced bread.

Sue: Oohhh! You want a cookie?
by letmenot October 16, 2010
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Fortune cookie

Furry slang that refers to a female dog's vagina due to it's similar shape to a Chinese dessert cookie. The female equivalent of a “red rocketbeing used to describe a dog's penis.
Ron: Do you remember that red female dog from the movie Balto?

Bob: Yeah, I wonder how big is her fortune cookie.
Rob: Get help.
by FlyingFrog762 March 5, 2022
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Cookie run

a game made by a Korean studio called “Devsisters”. while the game has many spin-offs, the main game is cookie run: ovenbreak which started in 2015
Have you tried cookie run?

Yeah it’s really fun!
by anonymous February 19, 2022
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almond cookie

an old cookie that everyones simps for
p1: almond cookie is so hot he gets me hard
p2: hes a fictional character and hes like 40 years old
by anonymous November 8, 2021
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Fortune Cookie Religion

Fortune Cookie Religion describes religious beliefs that are not based on reading religious texts in their entirety but by reading one disjointed verse at a time, as though getting small doses of wisdom akin to a fortune cookie.

The reader then forces that one short verse to apply to their lives and those around them without reading the chapters before or after. This style of religion creates a tendancy for the words to be misinterpretted or taken out of context. Also the reader usually does very little to understand the culture at the time, or other inferences surrounding the time and place that the scripture was written.

In essence it is a shallow religious base comprised of little effort or research on the part of the person. Someone who is Fortune Cookie Religious likes little sayings, quotes, and things with bits of scripture on them, to outwardly show to others that they are religious, but rarely do they read their religious texts themselves. They wait for someone else to tell them what to believe.
Jane's Fortune Cookie Religion involves her reading her Zen Calendar every day.

Tom's made a Fortune Cookie Religion out of reading his horoscope.

Sally's turned reading the Bible into a Fortune Cookie Religion with the way she opens it and points to a random verse, hoping that it will show her the way.
by Lindsay Archer July 14, 2007
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