Confurmed

When you happen to find out something you thought was okay or even decent is actually just some limpdick furry type shit.

John : Hey is Jimmy a good Christian cause I think he's hella sus.
Carl: Yeah you right, he just told me to call him Zip Zap.
John: Confurmed.

by KillAllFurries November 30, 2017

contrumberence

The ability to combine all energies into one with some difficulty .

I thought I knew what was going on when suddenly contrumberence entered my life. KnowI now for sure it may have been temporary insanity.

by Bare Bones June 7, 2018

contomed

To reject, not allow

The father contomed his son from going to the party because there was no supervision.

by Scerp January 3, 2019

Contsume

A portmanteau formed by the combining the words content and consume. It refers to the content you're watching, reading, listening, even games on PS/Xbox one is playing.
It helps you talk about the content you consume without giving in to guilt and the negative connotations of the word 'Binge'.

The need for the word arose in late 201Xs when people were consuming too much content to keep track. Also saying 'What are you Netflix and Chilling to?' was getting too creepy. How many streaming services do we need people?

The word was coined by Roma Joshi in 2019 and became popularised in 2020 by her.

I've been contsuming a lot of true crime lately, I need some light, breezy suggestions ugh.

You are what you contsume, that's why I am a friend and I'll be there for you.

by dawnyyy January 29, 2020

Consumed by OOP

When a programmer is consumed and eaten by the OOP monsters
Overusing OOP for things you dont need to

Amero has been consumed by OOP

by UnoNerd August 12, 2020

Contumer

Your typical consumer of various Internet content. The main channels of consumption are social media (notably Instagram) and of course YouTube. Usually has the passive role of consuming whatever junk is suggested by the platform and/or whatever is trending (I.e. herd behavior).

Negative implications: significantly reduced levels of critical thinking which in extreme cases could be accompanied by impairment of cognitive ability.

My friend Joe is a true contumer. He spends like 80% of his time watching Twitch streams and viral videos on YouTube.

by pkap October 10, 2020

Consumed

To be consumed is to have one’s life consumed by the internet and it’s references.

“He spends all his time on the internet”
“Yea, he’s consumed”

by Opiumballs February 6, 2022