Controlled Chaos

When shit is going on that appears to be completely and utterly cluster-fucked and without reason but for a few people things are under control.

Example one

The Usual Suspects "Keyser Söze" Controlled Chaos to his advantage.

Example two

Bob: "Holy shit! A plane just hit that building!"

Priest: "Its God's will that 2,973 people died."

Bob: "So its also God's will for you to touch boys?"

Priest: "Its not called the second coming of Jesus for no reason."

Bob: "...where do you buy your pot from?"

Priest: " Praise be unto the lord, he giveth and he taketh away!"

by Kie D. K. January 25, 2010

Controlled Burn

Planning to share just enough information in a meeting so a potential troublemaker won't have much fodder.

Q. How come you're not showing the whole navigation scheme?

A. Tom's going to be there and he challenges everything; we've only got an hour so I'm going to go for a controlled burn.

by Daniel Ponech June 23, 2008

contapedation

When two persons come face to face then both go in the same direction to move out of each other's way.

"As Ben attempted to move out of Judy's way, they awkwardly experienced contapedation."

by Sondravich July 30, 2008

Controlled Stubble

Facial hair that is not completely a beard but more like a five o'clock shadow. It is neatly trimmed into the shape of a beard but lacks in length. This is most common with teenage boys who believe they can grow facial hair, but can't, and want to look more mature.

Teenager 1: " Hey man check out my controlled stubble, took me 2 weeks to grow!"

Teenage 2: " I'm trying to grow out mine too!"

by high5er5 January 25, 2012

Controlled Release

Releasing a fart in a safe area to avoid the risk of it slipping out near innocent bystanders later. Would typically be done by executing the release before entering a crowded area or by walking away from the crowded area to execute the release at a safe distance.

Chad: Man, that spicy burrito tore my stomach up.
Gene: Me too. I could have killed somebody if I didn't do a controlled release in my car before I came in to the gym.

by slamjackson.com June 16, 2013

contooled

Feeling of betrayal

Deb- "i hate you!"
Aiden- "i feel so contooled."

by Robbydoggyyy February 13, 2018

contold

A woman whose husband has had sexual relations with others during their marriage; a victim of adultery; the female equivalent of "cuckold"; can also be used as a verb.

I heard Cynthia's husband and his secretary have been fornicating every Tuesday afternoon! Poor woman, only 29 and already a contold.

by leshka321 May 3, 2009