Contort

An actual retort.

"Did Contort leave again?"
"Yeah, this is the third time this month."

by Contort January 2, 2019

Contortionist James

Contortionist James (born Troy James) is a contortionist knows for his appearances on Australia’s Got Talent.

Contortionist James does cocaine with Miss Beaudry in the dryer

by Jizzelle Booty July 20, 2020

Corntooth

A guy with one yellow stained front tooth, "Hey corntooth brush your teeth!"

corn tooth Corntooth yellow tooth

by Deanerngravers February 27, 2011

Contoodle

To take a long squiggly crap.

Dude I contoodle'd all over the f***ing floor!

by $lim $hady January 22, 2008

Contortionasst

A person with the capability of being flexible in performing different positions while having sex.

"My girl and I had amazing sex, knowing the fact that she is a pro contortionasst in bed"

by Jugulator May 12, 2014

corntoot

when someones teeth are so yellow I might throw up!!!!!!!!!

ryan brush your teeth you corntoot

by chadtheman123 February 14, 2017

contooled

Feeling of betrayal

Deb- "i hate you!"
Aiden- "i feel so contooled."

by Robbydoggyyy February 13, 2018