contired

Confused and tired.

The class was making me contired.

by I'mbatman27 January 11, 2020

punching the mayonnaise container

A term used to describe the means of female masturbation.

Ohh I was peeping on Megan again and caught her punching the mayonnaise container.

by DonkeyPecker November 3, 2020

Goldfish container

The bag/container that is almost impossible to open because when you open it, not all of the cardboard rips which causes there to be a thin layer of cardboard covering the hole. You will have to stab the cardboard layer and rip it open to be able to eat your delicious goldfish. After opening it, the goldfish still smile at you even though you are mad.

*Attempts to open the goldfish container like a milk carton*
Aw crap, the container did it again!
*Pulls out a giant knife from the knife holder and stabs the container 10 times*
Ugh, I hate these stupid containers!

by BigBoi Gaming January 28, 2020

contagidiginosis

In the words of Heather Brewer, "Apparently, it eats away the lining of the stomach like acid and comes from cross-eyed antelopes in Africa" (Chronicles of Vladimir Tod: Tenth Grade Bleeds).

I can't go to the dance tonight, I've got contagidiginosis.

by c-unit88 February 28, 2011

Contange

Shitty little wooden hut

"I heard she lives in a contange"
"Haha, really? What a slag!"

by Lankylobsterlegs April 3, 2020

Raid Container

Describing a typical young woman at a rave seeking attention. Usually wearing "fluffies" and little to no clothing. Blows DJs or if DJ is unattainable, will take anything. Highly susceptible, and usually a carriers of the rave disease "Raids". Remember, always wrap it up when you encounter one.

Yo! I found the sickest raid container last night! She let me tap that and all I had to do was buy her water!

by buca November 4, 2013

Boob Container

A term for a bra
Invented by Joslynn Burgess

God my boob container is pissing me off

by Whump November 15, 2014