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d & n construction 

A group of over-ranked, elderly men that join together to play softball, consume large amounts of drugs and alcohol, and act better than everyone else.
Nate: Those D & N Construction guys sure know how to ride Pup's coat tail! ...But Juice is a good guy.

poop contractions 

When you've been harboring a major cable so long that your body starts to forcibly reject it, giving you the feelings of contractions in your anus. Often accompanied by ass sweat, and anal convulsions.
Man I've been holding off on dropping this bad boy off so long, I'm starting to have poop contractions!
poop contractions by rockerdon666 December 4, 2009

Duncan Construction

The largest prank calling company in the world based in Stilwell Oklahoma.
Duncan Construction, Frank Garrett... fuggew.

Social Constructionism 

Using your sociological imagination to completely bullshit your final paper for a sociology graduate student that doesn't understand what he or she is teaching.
Using social constructionism, I passed my sociology course!

poo contractions 

An overwhelming sense of pain, panic, cramping, and cold sweats that sweeps over someone when they are about to have diarrhea...especially if they are forced to hold it longer than they need to.

The feeling comes and goes, but gradually increases in frequency...like when women give birth...but this time you are giving birth to a giant wet shit.
Jeff's poo contractions became stronger and more intense as he searched for a clean public bathroom. Thankfully, his sphincter was strong and held back the flow.

constructionfuck

A major constriction in traffic flow caused by a long term road construction project in a heavily traveled region.
I was late for work this morning thanks to the major constructionfuck between HWY 494 and 60 on Interstate 35.
constructionfuck by Tacheyon April 2, 2009