Constitutional Drift

A term that has come into popular usage during 45’s administration since it has shown such an aggressive propensity for chipping away at the US Constitution.

Unlike Continental Drift which slowly happens over eons, the Trump Team has shown that it has mastered the dark art of what is regarded as serious and speedy Constitutional Drift.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

coastie

Girls from the coastal areas of the United States, who for some reason decided to flood the University of Wisconsin - Madison. Very easy to spot, owing to their overuse of: Uggz boots (even when it isn't cold or snowy), large sunglasses (even when there is no sun), messy ponytails (for that "I just completed the walk of shame and didn't shower today" look), and anything North Face, typically the Denali jackets or knee-length down coats. They also like to wear stretchy black or maroon pants bunched up around the tops of their Uggz. During the winter, Coasties can be identified by their bright orange skin- they are notorious over-users of tanning booths.

God, she's such a coastie! Look at her boots- it's May! What is she doing in Wisconsin???!!!

by Sconnie 42 February 10, 2006

coastin'

hanging out; chillin; state of relaxation.

"hey, what are you doing?"
"nothing,im just coastin' right now."

by ben dover stacy December 13, 2007

Consfit

It defines a person as a little misfit that acts young, regrets life too quickly regardless if he/she had potential or not, and is yet possibly beloved by a decent group of friends that want this person to live on and realize how pointless it is to crave death. If anyone tells you to end their misery, screw that! It's better to either help them or leave them.

This word is a combination of two words:
-Con, one of two common words used to describe the good(Pros) and bad(Cons) of things. It is also used to describe the assumed Disadvantage(s) of people.
-Misfit, One that's not like the other(s).

"Come on! We still care for you, there's no point being the Consfit of the group!"

"We will always be by your side ;)."

by K-WILL-SUE-YOU December 3, 2019

cerebral constipation

The act of completely forgetting the name of an actor, song, book, movie or name of anything that one is generally familiar with. The "on-the-tip-of-my-tongue" phenomenon. The 'mind-burp' is the moment of relief, the actual recall. i.e., "Aha! I got it! I remember!"

The movie buff had a bad case of "cerebral constipation" as he choked under pressure when the cute waitress asked him for the name of his favorite romantic comedy.

by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008

consider the source

another way of saying that any information recieved from a certain source can't be taken seriously because that source has been wrong before, or lacks credibility.

"hey did you hear Elvis is still alive?? he was seen at a casino in vegas last week! actually they say he's even the owner!!"

"get out! where'd you hear that from?"

"oh I read it in the enquirer."

"hah! I should have known."

"what, you mean you don't believe it??"

"are you kidding?? I mean, come on...consider the source already!"

by polo September 6, 2004

Conscious irony

Conscious awareness of ironic consciousness. Awareness that one's consciousness is a self-actualized linearization of time that originates from cyclical time origins. Awareness that the existentialism (cyclical) of consciousness is counterposed to its actualization (linearity). Understanding that one cannot traverse linear time to the past and that the future and present concurrently (cyclically) impact each other.

Conscious irony is the understanding that you cannot travel back to the linear past you can only move to the cyclical future which is the eternal now.

by sandraxine July 31, 2017