H constant

The H constant is a scientific constant that constantly changes.
The H constant changes from 5725472927.68727181 to 681728.67 last night.
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planck's constant

It relates to the energy in one quantum of electromagnetic radiation to the frequency of that radiation.
It is 6.62607004 × 10-34 m2 kg / s
Dustin : do you know planck's constant ?
Suzie: do you know the earth orbits the sun?
Dustin: So I know it starts with two sixes and then uh what is it...?
Suzie: okay let me just be clear on this. I havent heard from you in a while and now you want a mathematical equation that you should know so you can... save the world?
Dustin: Suzie-poo I promise I will make it up to you as soon as possible.
Suzie: you could make it up to me now
Dustin:what?
Suzie: I want to hear it
Dustin : not right now!
Suzie: yes now Dusti-bun!
Dustin: Suzie-poo this is urgent!!
Suzie: yes yes youre saving the world I heard you the first time but dennis is also saving earth sea and he is about to confront the shadow so this is suzie signing off.
Dustin: wait wait wait okay okay. ..okay
Dustin: aaa shit...

(starts singing never ending story)

Suzie: Planck's constant is 6.62607004
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Diaz Constant

This calculation was done by GaloDiaz137 on Reddit
The amount of ejaculations a man has to do to create enough thrust to reach the speed of light in space. The constant is;
1.3063x10^19.
That man must have done the Diaz Constant to get that sore.
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The Yost Constant

A mathamatical constant that when used forces an equation to result in 0.
My teacher must have multiplied my test score by the yost constant, I GOT A ZERO!!
by Yost Malone February 20, 2021
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Spring constant

The state of weather during spring. Like when the weather is cold the spring constant is low...when its way too hot...the spring constant is high!!
Armando: "Dude, why is it so cold?? Its supposed to be Spring!!"
You: "Thats coz the Spring Constant is low!"
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Pamela Constant

The constant by which any number used in a sentence must be divided in order to be realistic or accurate. The exact level of the constant depends on the speaker's tendency to exaggerate.
"I know Pamela said that she took 550 shots of tequila last night, but when you divide by the Pamela constant she really only had 2."
by PatriciaK February 14, 2010
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Dvorak Constant

A measure of insufferable behavior. The constant (DC) is the resulting value where you describe a persons ego or ID as being equal (=), to their ability to listen (I for Input), divided (/) by their ability to bloviate (O for Output times (*) your exposure to that person in seconds (ts). The formula is therefore ID=I/O*ts... get it IDIOTS...?
Trumps Dvorak Constant is almost immeasurable! His DC is reaching absurd levels of stupidity!
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