A one of a kind human being known for her mean mugs and huge heart. She is very loyal, but will ruin you when she feels that loyalty has been taken for granted. She is a insanely sexy female, but does not flaunt it. She has a short temper and dangerous mind when hungry; a leader and influencer.
by Veneadrienn December 22, 2016
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Get the Consuela mug.a movie or story that happens at the same time as a previously-issued movie or story. Not before -- that would be a prequel. Not after -- that would be a sequel. But THE SAME TIME -- that's a conquel.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2009
Get the conquel mug.If you have a Consuela in your life, NEVER and I mean NEVER let her go. That b word Is a ride or die n will love you for who you are. She is no doubt the prettiest mother friggin lady you’ve ever seen, and it may seem as though any queries regarding love at first sight vanished when you met. Don’t let her go she will be good to you if you are good to her. Don’t forget that CUNTS!! Also stay away from my Consuela or I will fart in ur cereal no fuckin joke brah.
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Get the Consuela mug.A twentieth century religion that proclaims anti-shoe lace and shoe tongue beliefs.
Conshoelaciest: One who's religion is Conshoelacieism and who thus shuns shoe laces and shoe tongues.
circa 1966 America
Conshoelaciest: One who's religion is Conshoelacieism and who thus shuns shoe laces and shoe tongues.
circa 1966 America
An adherent of Conshoelacieism, JohnnyDiego, an antiestablishment hipster, ripped the shoe laces out of his just purchased shoes then cut off the tongues, thus proclaiming his conshoelaciest beliefs.
by JohnyDiego February 28, 2011
Get the Conshoelacieism mug.a person more than just a maid name, the name of a unqiue gurl. and always get complents on the name espcially if she is not spanish.
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