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Andrew Constance

Literally the biggest retard in Australian politics. When he was transport minister he buttfucked every form of public transport imaginable! He replaced the world famous Manly ferries with Chinese rowboats that fall apart in the wake of a paddle board. He then proceeded to buy river ferries that COULDNT FIT UNDER FUCKING BRIDGES and were also full of asbestos. He also built a light rail system that runs slow as balls and it then proceeded to crack rendering it useless for 18 months. And as if things couldn't get any worse... HE BUYS TRAINS THAT CANT FIT THROUGH TUNNELS!!!! LIKE HOLY SHIT DID YOU EVEN THINK TO... OH I DONT KNOW.... MEASURE THE FUCKING TUNNEL! Andrew Constance fucked all of these things up and then the moment Gladys Berejiklian resigns HE BUGGERS OFF TO RUN FOR FEDERAL POLITICS AND LEAVES NSW TRANSPORT IN FUCKING SHAMBLES. Andrew Constance is the biggest asshole on this planet.
Did you hear? Andrew Constance was caught having sexual intercourse with an Emerald Class Ferry and now has cancer on his tiny baby dick from all the asbestos in the hull! He also had one of the trains up his ass... They may be too big for the train tunnels but are never too big for Andrews tunnel.
by Notakneegrowth December 30, 2021
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constance

she very kind and for some reason is in to anime usually she a bad ass gymnast if she plays sports dont get her way of her sempai she kind very supportive and sweet to sweet but yea she awesome and you would never want to get on her real bad side bc she will demolish you if your not her bff you've been warned she usallys has big boobs and a least a aceytable butt well yea for her age depends welle hoped i help p.s if you mess with her squad you wont live to see another day bitche
daymmmmmmmmm constance beat dat ass
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Constance

Constance decided to just be called Connie.
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Constance

A girl that really likes anime boys particularly riener , she also tends to be hella fast
¿That girl is basically constance, she's so fast.
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consonantpated

Possessing only consonants in Scrabble or Words With Friends, so that play is infrequent and difficult, and letters are hard to pass. The opposite of vowelarrhea.
Q, Z, M, B, H, D and N... dude, this is the third turn I've been totally consonantpated.
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convenance

Noun

1- Reason used by Certifiable Morons to justify paying $20 for a can of Chef Boyardee.

2- Misspelling of "Convenience" - possibly by Certifiable Morons.

3- That which is suitable, agreeable, or convenient
If you guys don't understand why someone would pay more for an item due to convenance (A-HEH! Convenance Stores!! A-HEM!!), then I guess we now know who the real morons are.
by qwerty@uiop.com November 8, 2006
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Consonants

b big /bɪɡ/
d dig /dɪɡ/

dʒ jet /dʒɛt/
ð then /ðɛn/
f fig /fɪɡ/
ɡ get /ɡɛt/
h how /haʊ/
j yes /jɛs/
k kit /kɪt/
l leg /lɛɡ/
m main /meɪn/
n net /nɛt/
ŋ thing /θɪŋ/
p pit /pɪt/
r rain /reɪn/
s sit /sɪt/
ʃ ship /ʃɪp/
t tame /teɪm/
tʃ chip /tʃɪp/
θ thin /θɪn/
v vet /vɛt/
w win /wɪn/
z zip /zɪp/
ʒ vision /ˈvɪʒ(ə)n/
x (Scottish) loch /lɒx/
ɬ (Welsh) penillion /pɛˈnɪɬɪən/
Consonants
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