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consideration

What society lacks
No one has consideration for one or many anymore
by Unlisted Kidnapper December 30, 2013
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Congliferate

A complex sounding word to be used by a professional when they don't want to explain, to an end user or customer, the detail of what they are actually doing.

Any made up complex sounding word or acronym can be known as a congliferation.
User: "Hi. When will my machine be ready?"
I.T. professional: "I had to congliferate the network adapter. I will bring it to you in 5 minutes."

"We cannot process your payment until we have had feedback from the D.S.I.D.G.B." - D.S.I.D.G.B. is made up. It is a congliferation.
by Rowdizzle March 4, 2014
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considerable

"there's a considerable amount of hair on her head."
by Fred Roberts April 11, 2009
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considerate

When a person actually gives a crap about you and/or other people.
It's very rare to find a considerate person these days.
by Cakemill June 5, 2014
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Large Hadron Collider

They're firing up the Large Hadron Collider today! Gonna smash some particles!

Oh shi-
by brapitan October 26, 2008
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Considerate Lover

The act of making love to a woman (normally your partner or wife) whereby you play the role of a "Considerate Lover"

In this role the man does everything he can to replicate great romantic scenes from history such as "the rug scene" from The Notebook.

During foreplay and intercourse you are likely to hear the male say "Is that OK for you?" , "Do you want me to slow down?" and "I just want to make you happy"

Female phrases are likely to be "Is it in yet?", "Faster / Harder" and "Just F*ck me"

After intercourse it is a token gesture for the male to run his hands through the ladies hair accompanied by a slow kiss on the forehead.
Jon: I came in last night and passed Andrew's room, all I could hear was "Is that OK for you?" followed by lots of slow kissing.

Phil: He's a textbook Considerate Lover, He wishes he was Jack from Titantic. Bet he was undertaking some serious bean flicking! Boo Ya!

Jon: I consider him to be a fag.
by ManChildLF August 3, 2010
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consider me dead

A nice way of telling someone to shut up and leave you alone.
Coco: consider me dead.
(i.e. I don't want to talk to you now, stop bothering me)
by <3coco23 December 3, 2011
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