Drunken Conscience

The state of mind you're in when you've been dipping in the sauce. Where all of your normal sober problems hit while you're drunk,which leads you into a spiral of more drinking and or just drunken rambling along with crocodile tears.

Gary:man, this Rum got me on some drunken conscience ish
Steve:can't you just say shit, you drunken fool!
(Gary starts cryin') leave me alone man!
Steve: I shoulda cut you hours ago

by Ya Boy Trax July 30, 2010

consigliere

An adviser or counselor, especially to a capo or leader of an organized crime syndicate. He is the one that keeps peace between Families, and is also third in line in La Costa Nostra(This Little Thing Of Ours)right under the Underboss and Don.

Don~1
Underboss~1
Consigliere~1
Capo~2-4
Lieutenants~4-8
Soldiers~Unlimited
Associates~Unlimited

by Tony RG August 25, 2007

Conscio

Also known as Metropolitan City of Beauty and Arts Conscio, Conscio is a large metropolitan area in the north of Italy.

"Dio cane nonna dove hai messo le muneghe che devo andare a Conscio?"
I kindly request the location of my candy.

"Boia di quel dio andiamo alla sagra dei peri a Conscio?"
Sir, are we going to the sagra?

by bar_saccon January 7, 2022

turd-conscious

to be aware of fecal girth and volume when using a toilet. if a deposit of feces is too large for the plumbing in question, an early "courtesy flush" is definitely in order, sometimes in mid-loaf.

if one is properly turd-conscious, no plumbing disasters will occur.

i was visiting my in-laws when i had to take a huge dump. fortunately i am turd-conscious and employed a quick courtesy flush; therefore, averting an embarrassing need for a plunger... or even worse, an overflow of tainted water.

by phil condit April 22, 2003

buckbuckbuck consciousness

A term coined by a woman living in a seaside town in California where she realized that listening to the neighborhood chickens was a great way to meditate.

I begin each day attuning myself to the chickens as they make their wonderful sounds and so I call my resulting happiness buckbuckbuck consciousness!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2021

Conshittency

The constitution of a bowel movement, may be anywhere from diarrhea to nuggets.

I need to stop eating so much fiber, my conshittency is like baby food!

by Mediumdave1 March 10, 2011

self-conscious

1. excessively aware of being observed by others.
2. conscious of oneself or one's own being.

Jamie is so self-conscious, she doesn't realise how great she is.

by ah-gra-agam September 26, 2008