conshirto

A person who wears concert shirts all the time, for every occasion. "should be pronounced with an Italian accent, although, not absolutely necessary"

1."See that guy over there, he's the biggest conshirto I know. 2."I really like his 84 Van Halen shirt." 1." No way man, his Def Leppard T is the bomb." 2."Whatever!"

by Brown Mushroom October 25, 2009

conshitive

Consider the Shitness

Pie face brownies at your conshitive party

by Tazers Ashtray December 17, 2014

conspiritoristism

Any person who throws shade, disrespects, or is skeptical of any person who believes or wants to discuss conspiracy theories.

Me: Sandy Hook was a hoax.

Others: Children died, you sick piece of shit!

Me: You’re being conspiritoristist, and your conspiritoristism has ended any possibility of us being friends.

by Ja-ache Gyamyez April 24, 2020

Conspiriting

My supervisor said this and I’m not letting him live it down

They’re conspiriting against you

by Rod_me September 10, 2021

consumitive

the playstation username of a playstation user

Noah: yo you wanna get a squad for warzone?

Zach: bro who?

Noah: bro just invite consumitive

Zach: nah bro he’s dawg shit

by cumcuddler August 10, 2023

Conshritiontional

Consensual Christian’s

I love me some Conshritiontional sex

by Lllluuuucaaas December 20, 2023

Pandemic Conspirititis

Illness occurs from excessively listening to the news during the pandemic. Absorbing and regurgitating every conspiracy theory known to man for the remainder of your life: EG The scamdemic came from a bat flying over us leaving chemtrails. It was part of the communist takeover, to install 5 G so they can mind control us.

Pandemic Conspirititis: A rare illness requiring 5 vaccines 19 boosters. If you watch the news 24/7 you will contract Pandemic Conspirititis

by Jandice411 October 24, 2022