Conrad

The awesome burger king guy that gives us free water!

*we walk up to the counter thing*

us:"two waters please"

him: ok

*gets waters*

here ya go

us: yay free water. Bye bye conrad

by Oob the anti - noob October 30, 2008

conrad

A guy who will not only break your heart but in the process act like a complete asshole.

I love him so much but he doesn't seem to care whatsoever.

He's been asking his friends to inquire about me, must be a conrad.

by bitter ex May 18, 2011

conrad

absolute wanker... he is a nonce and a paedopilius... do not trust this 4 ft 8 man unless it's your last choice. also he likes daisy.

Piss off conrad

by Henry The Hover December 13, 2017

Conradical

Badly Radical. See Proradical or Prorad
See Conrad
A Conrad is Conradical.

person 1: you want a cookie? its the kinda with the thick icing that could make you sick but is soo deliciousss..
person 2: hell yeah, i love them things. they're conradical. i dont give a shit if they make me throw up, i'm eating them.

by d00d3 whtvr. January 27, 2008

Conraders

Conraders are the official name, for the members in the cult of Conrad. In order to join the cult you have to give the leader, who goes by the name of Addy, the highest of fives. The conraders is a large group, mostly women, who worship Conrad. Addy is the Jesus of the conraders, Addy is the mommy of all daddies, and Conrad is the daddy of the gods. Kaitlyn is the vice president of the cult of Conrad, she is freaking smexy, but not as smexy as Addy, Addy is a babe.

Example: Conraders are the best thing to happen to this world

by Leader of the cult of Conrad June 30, 2018

Conrad

a kind loving boy who always lightens up your day and you always want to spend more time with him

person 1:me and my cousin went to go see conrad today
person 2: omg your so lucky. i love conrad

by fin. conrads bro November 23, 2020

conrad

A specific type of coincidence where a topic will come up in conversation and be remarked on, often for it's unusual nature; and within a few days another source who was not involved in the original conversation brings it up again.

Person 1: Remember how you told me about Tuvan throat singing last week? A new hire started at work today and they shared that they studied it as a hobby.

Person 2: That's a conrad!

by ElSlip November 22, 2022