Conrad

The awesome burger king guy that gives us free water!

*we walk up to the counter thing*

us:"two waters please"

him: ok

*gets waters*

here ya go

us: yay free water. Bye bye conrad

by Oob the anti - noob September 17, 2008

conrad

A guy who will not only break your heart but in the process act like a complete asshole.

I love him so much but he doesn't seem to care whatsoever.

He's been asking his friends to inquire about me, must be a conrad.

by bitter ex April 27, 2011

conrad

absolute wanker... he is a nonce and a paedopilius... do not trust this 4 ft 8 man unless it's your last choice. also he likes daisy.

Piss off conrad

by Henry The Hover December 12, 2017

Conradical

Badly Radical. See Proradical or Prorad
See Conrad
A Conrad is Conradical.

person 1: you want a cookie? its the kinda with the thick icing that could make you sick but is soo deliciousss..
person 2: hell yeah, i love them things. they're conradical. i dont give a shit if they make me throw up, i'm eating them.

by d00d3 whtvr. January 27, 2008

Conrad

All-around good person and basically a semi-god.
Good with children (making them)

Man, I wish I was like Conrad

by DefinitelyNotConrad November 19, 2018

Conrad

a kind loving boy who always lightens up your day and you always want to spend more time with him

person 1:me and my cousin went to go see conrad today
person 2: omg your so lucky. i love conrad

by fin. conrads bro November 23, 2020

conrad

A specific type of coincidence where a topic will come up in conversation and be remarked on, often for it's unusual nature; and within a few days another source who was not involved in the original conversation brings it up again.

Person 1: Remember how you told me about Tuvan throat singing last week? A new hire started at work today and they shared that they studied it as a hobby.

Person 2: That's a conrad!

by ElSlip November 22, 2022