After seeing the doctor, he diagnosed me with consuction. I'll never forget that night, it was so freaky.
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Get the consuction mug.by Brian Keim November 9, 2007
Get the Confuction zone mug.Pink eye. It is an infection in the eye that's really contagious, ugly, and gross.
Not exactly a slang word, but it definitely sounds cooler than saying "pink eye."
Also, while this is not a sexually transmitted disease, if you have sex with someone with conjunctivitis, you will probably get conjunctivitis.
Not exactly a slang word, but it definitely sounds cooler than saying "pink eye."
Also, while this is not a sexually transmitted disease, if you have sex with someone with conjunctivitis, you will probably get conjunctivitis.
by Ash Money January 4, 2007
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Get the conduction mug.a description for a word that was created out of laziness. It in itself is a lonjunction (lazy conjunction)
Examples of lonjunctions: wikdick,lonjunction, filarious
Used in a sentence:
The internet has caused a surge of lonjunctions in modern verbiage.
Used in a sentence:
The internet has caused a surge of lonjunctions in modern verbiage.
by GodLessWarriorTM January 28, 2006
Get the lonjunction mug.1. A mixture of drunken whores assembled at any given time.
2. Feminine version of concoction.
3. An alcoholic beverage with various ingredients made by a woman/female
2. Feminine version of concoction.
3. An alcoholic beverage with various ingredients made by a woman/female
1. I ran into a concuntion and could have had my pick of any one.
2. I was thirsty so I made my concuntion of a margarita, bitch!
3. See example 2.
2. I was thirsty so I made my concuntion of a margarita, bitch!
3. See example 2.
by Binge Cordoba December 18, 2012
Get the Concuntion mug.Congestive conjunctivitis is the illness you fake when you don't want to see your girlfriend for some reason.
Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.
Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.
Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.
Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.
You going to hang out with your girlfriend tonight?
No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.
No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.
by Giddy73 May 19, 2017
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