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CongratulaTini

Essentially the opposite of Haterade.

A figurative drink that you pour for someone that has got their business together, got it going on. A compliment.
I love you. Here's why: 6 words into your post, I knew it was you because your attitude is always on point! I'm not pouring haterade. I'm serving congratulatinis. 👏🏼
by Jen Johnson July 12, 2017
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congradulations

A common misspelling of the word "congratulations", mainly used by people with a third-grade education.
Ex: Congradulations i am kOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by getshaton April 4, 2012
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Congraduation

1. What my ghetto Food Lion wrote on my wife's cake when I told them to write 'Congratulations.'

No, it wasn't for a graduation, they're just retarded. I mean, at the very least they could have put an 's' at the end. Seriously.

2. A pretty cool word if you think about it. 'Congratulations on your graduation' takes altogether too much effort to say, so for the lazy 'Congraduations!' is a fantastic time saver.
Class of 1999 iz tH3 Roxorz! CONGRADUATIONS!
by Flight23 July 31, 2007
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congraduations

what lazy people say instead of "congratulations on your graduation". This is also much easier to write on top of a cake. (unless you have a gigantic cake, in which case, invite us over!)
Friend 1: "Yeah, it only took 10 years, but Heather finally graduated from college."
Friend 2: "Well, tell that bitch congraduations for me!"
by Mollie Mo February 15, 2006
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Congratulations, you won!

The ultimate insult to your intelligence on the internet.

At best, you've won nothing but an annoying pop-up ad. At worst, if you actually fall for it, you might have just won yourself a virus. Either way, you're not getting that expensive prize you were promised.
Congratulations, you won!! Click here to claim a free iPhone 14!
by Ima Linguist February 21, 2023
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Well, Congratulations

what you say when you sense uptight-ness or strain in the air
and you don't want to provoke any escalation. Better retreat.
by Krkič February 14, 2019
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congratulations tip

Giving a proportionally larger tip to attractive waiters or waitresses
1. Look at the ass on that waitress! She's definitely getting a nice congratulations tip.
2. That waiter is so ugly. Give him 50 cents for a congratulations tip.
by The-Enigmatic-One November 7, 2010
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