concern troll

In an argument (usually a political debate), a concern troll is someone who is on one side of the discussion, but pretends to be a supporter of the other side with "concerns". The idea behind this is that your opponents will take your arguments more seriously if they think you're an ally. Concern trolls who use fake identities are sometimes known as sockpuppets.

In the 2006 election, an aide to Congressman Charlie Bass (R-NH) was caught concern trolling the opposition on local blogs. While pretending to support Bass's opponent, Paul Hodes, the aide argued that Hodes couldn't win because Bass was an unbeatable candidate. Hodes won the election.

by Weishaupt November 10, 2007

concert depression

After a concert you have been waiting for for ages ends and you have nothing else to look forward to and everything you do reminds you of the concert.

I've got really bad concert depression.

by Em5sos June 5, 2016

Chris Moss Concert

Say it fast. Chris-Moss (Christmas). So if someone says they're going to the Chris Moss Concert in December, go along with it and tell them you have front row seats. They'll be appalled that you know what they're talking about. They like to refer to Christmas as a person (Chris Moss) and pretend that he's a famous singer/writer. So hurry and get those tickets, because who doesn't love Chris Moss?!??!

Clare: OMG I'm soooo excited for the Chris Moss Concert on December 25th!
David: Who the heck is Chris Moss??!?
Clare: Wow, you've never heard of him? He's a christian-pop singer. Duh, he's so famous.
David: Ohhhh.................. (proceeds to look up Chris Moss on google but does not find any results).

by hollyjollychristmas November 7, 2011

Conker

The most badass, hardcore, motherfucking squirrel you'll ever know. He drinks. He urinates. He vomits. He's everything you'd ever want in a mammal.

My name is Conker. Insert movie parody here.

by Paul Newman February 8, 2004

Post-concert depression

The feeling of depression after going to a really good concert. Usually involves depression over the fact that your lives purpose is now fufilled after seeing your favourite band. Also can involve depression over the fact that you might not see that band for a long time. The best remedy for post-concert depression is going to shows with local bands, as they tend to play more often and will keep you sustained.

"That concert was so good!"
"Yeah but now they won't be back for a long time."
"Oh man, that blows...I've got like, post-concert depression now!"

by Zarkron the Conquerer March 12, 2006

concert hoe

someone who goes to 50+ concerts year

"have you seen Rachael?"
"nah she's at catfish and the bottleman concert tonight"
"she's such a concert hoe."

by zen February 1, 2016

Jarvis Cocker

A musical icon, lead singer of Britpop band Pulp, who became popular in the 90's for his unique outlook on ordinary British life, his prolific songwriting skills, his trademark deep voice, and his unusual sense of humor. Recently released his first solo single, titled "The Cunts Are Still Running The World".

Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."

by ModSoulBrother September 4, 2006