Cooshitest

Kenism - Being forced to shut your computer down due to an unexplained error and only just getting chance to type a brief message to a friend or co-worker before the power turns off

I was working on my computer when suddenly it crashed due to an unexplained error, I managed to send my friend a quick Cooshitest before I turned the power off

by James Bishop September 27, 2007

cumposite

Any composite of cum and any other material.

Derived from cum and composite.

detective: Wow this kid's bed sheets stopped a full mag from an assault rifle.

csi guy: Those cumposites are incredible. The tails of the sperm help dissipate the kinetic energy...

detective: Alright, I get it. I once found a burglar, with his head caved in from a kid's cum rag. I got the pix on my phone.

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

compost

Common word for a recycling heap in the backyard. Also used to describe a girl who is similar to a smelly, large pile of rotting and decaying waste.

See that fatty, she is so unwanted she is compost.

by Reece Evans March 9, 2008

Cleveland Compost Heap

The act of fucking a girl on her period then fucking her in the ass with your bloody dick. Then she takes a dump on your chest, then you take a dump on hers and then you wrestle. Then you sleep together without taking a shower...chest to chest.

I gave my grandma a cleveland compost heap at her funeral.

by TheBird December 21, 2008

compasita

means women friend, spanish based word, short version compa

hey compasita how are u today?

by Bing Schwing December 6, 2007

Cooshitest

Kenism - Being forced to shut your computer down due to an unexplained error and only just getting chance to type a brief message to a friend or co-worker before the power turns off

I was working on my computer when suddenly it crashed due to an unexplained error, I managed to send my friend a quick Cooshitest (cool-shit-restart) before I turned the power off

by James Bishop October 4, 2007

compost critter

An extremely unattractive woman, the compost critter is a nocturnal creature that creeps through bars looking for her next victim to take home, and rarely takes 'no' for an answer. The compost critter is rotund, with nappy hair and an oily face. Some have described the compost critter as a mix between the mud turtle and the cougar.

I would never hook up with her; she's a compost critter.

by laxkracka December 22, 2008