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Compatible Past

A couple is said to have a compatible past if their past romantic and sexual experience is on a similar level.
John had two girlfriends and Jane had 5 boyfriends, they don't have a compatible past.

Jack went only as far as first base, while Janice went as far as second base with her previous boyfriend. They have a compatible past since their experiences are near similar.

Jean only made out with a woman while Jill slept with two guys before. They don't have a compatible past.

Jacob slept with 3 woman and Jessica with 2 men. They have a compatible past.
by Ememento September 20, 2024
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Compat

(1) A positive title for those who are seen to identify with or excel the agenda of The Centralist Government; a loyal patriot of Pacifica.

(2) An abbreviation of "compatriot"
Officer: I hope we're not causing any damage here, gentlemen.
Painter: Not at all, compat. We work here.
Officer: Alright, carry on.
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Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry

A buggy process that opens 4 times a day on windows 10/11 and takes up all your RAM and CPU usage.
"why the hell is my computer acting so buggy?"
opens task manager
''Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry taking up 40 decillion gigs of ram please throw out computer and give us more money right now or we'll kill you.
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backward compatible

Backward compatible is for exsample when a game of a previous console is playable on the latest console
"Dude! Did you know mgs1 is backward compatible on ps3?"
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Compatibility

Compatibility - Noun - Something weirdos on the internet use to measure how fuckable a pokemon is.
Rule 34 enjoyer: “What would you say is the most compatible pokemon?”

Normal human: “Why am I friends with you?”

Compatibility = you’re a fucking weirdo
by Joe Generic May 14, 2023
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Pussy Compatibility Factor

The Pussy Compatibility Factor, or PCF for short, is a highly advanced, ever-evolving quantum metric, calculated on a reverse logarithmic hyperwave scale to assess an individual’s metaphysical synchronization with universally recognized, but poorly defined, vibronic energies. Often invoked during moments of unpredictable chaos, its readings fluctuate between 0 and Avogadro's Number, based on an undisclosed algorithm partially written in Comic Sans. Many findings of the PCF can be proven through thought experiments, such as the Gibraltar-Bosenheim equilibrium and Schrödinger's Pussy.
Person 1: I sense that our Pussies are in Simple Harmonic Equilibrium
Person 2: Indeed so!
Person 1: The Pussy Compatibility Factor, or PCF, is a well-regarded and highly useful scale to determine relationships between individuals, which in this case, is you, Person 2, and me, Person 1.
by himothy maguire July 27, 2025
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Compatible

Aon and Jeremy.
Aon and Jeremy is the full meaning of the word compatible. No further explanation.
by Squinox May 17, 2022
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