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Combos

Combos is a food for severely obese, and or drug addict. Don't be fooled by the different flavors of combos because in the end, they all taste like horse shit. Side effects of digesting Combos could include the following: Obesety, heart failure, all forms of cancer, abnormal growths on your ass, intense multiple personalities, the effect of feeling your on LSD everytime you eat them. Parents should be warned that feeding this devilish snack to your children could cause mutations in their genes and cause them to be interested in the same sex. in rare cases, subjects have been mutated into hermaphrodites. Less common side effects include uncontrolled hair growths on their pubical area, high intrest in porn, mastrubation at least 7 times a day, and/or pedophilism. Please note that eating this snack that is claimed to be "made with real cheese" could cause you to commit suicide. One or more of these side effects are common with anyone who eats them. be warned.
"Today i just ate combos and discovered that i have an abnormal growth on my ass"
by Crunchy Oven October 18, 2009
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Combo

The art of puting scr-, bl-, gr-, or any other two letters in front of a common word to create a rhyming sentence. Also known as the Art of Comboing. In order to combo, you must have a 110 plee or larger. If your flacid isn't hard 24/7, dont bother trying to combo.
Scralec: "Yo Scruntaaaa!"
Scrunter: "Whoa what's goin on here flagget..."
Scralec: "Scruntaaaa!"
Scrunter "Whoaaa peace out scromescrog, keep that scring hard"
Scralec: "Sorry i dont amount to your level Scruntaaaa, ill never be there."
Scrunter: "Obviously chunks, holla back!?! I rape grubs, i rape nubbs, i hate pp lickers, knick knack patty scrack give a grog a blone!"
Scralec: (is so amazed by the combo he beats the meat and skeet skeets)
by Zach Hunter February 9, 2009
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Combo

When you drop a deuce and then immediately beat your meat while looking at the deed
“Why has Ben been in the bathroom for so long? It’s been like 45 minutes
I think he’s doing a combo”
by ledroz November 11, 2019
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Combo

When partners conduct sexual acts in such that they both receive pleasure
" but im horny too! cant we just combo?"
by sean & nina July 28, 2008
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combos

A Gang of very dangerous columbians that fly blow into the U.S.
Hey, man those combos are taking over our turf
by triga December 10, 2003
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Combo

the act of going to seven eleven to obtain food and drinks. typically while skate boarding or doing other extreme sports. a combo usually includes some sort of snack, and a drink. usually an arizona or energy drink but can be anything.
Alex "yo let's combo."
John "aight let's roll down to sev"
by SODARK July 1, 2011
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comboed

The act of getting hit by a combo from a warrior in Lord of the rings conquest while you are a scout, mage, or archer. This normally resolves in death unless you got a warrior ally or hero right next to you.
Enemy Warrior: Aghh! there's a scout over there that is about to assasinate my archer cover fire, better go combo him fast before he gets away.

Scout(you): wtf! aghh a warrior! damnit! damn, he fucking comboed my ass before I could get away!
by $CREEDS$ January 6, 2009
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