The Columbo

When you shoot a load into a girls face and tag her eye causing it to be lazy.

I gave Tiffany a facial and she caught it in her eye. She ended up with the Columbo look for a day.

by Pineapple trombone November 20, 2025

Columbo-mumbo-jumbo

It means you are going to go home from school or work, get high and watch Colombo episodes.

Yo! You wanna Columbo-mumbo-jumbo tonight?

by Rory’s bf January 10, 2026

Columbo Dimension

Named after "Columbo" the detective who was known to shock people with his great feats of deductive reasoning; the Columbo Dimension is a realm/state of being that a person's mind enters when they are too stunned, shocked or flabbergasted to speak.

This most often occurs when a person is confronted with evidence of their dishonesty, misdeeds or them just being plain old wrong about something but may also occur when someone is roasted too hard.

Perfectly exemplified by the "The Gloved-Hand Reveal | Columbo" clip (timestamp - 4:35) from the Columbo TV Show found on YouTube (The background music may also play in real life should the show of evidence/roast be powerful enough).

M:You can't prove that I pissed in the elevator! Surely it was a dog!
C: Shows elevator camera footage of M drunkenly pissing in the elevator.
M: *is too stunned to speak*

J: SENT HIS ASS TO THE COLUMBO DIMENSION!

by Yung Doink February 15, 2024

Reverse Columbo

Columbo is an American crime drama television series starring Peter Falk as Lieutenant Columbo, a homicide detective with the Los Angeles Police Department. He presents as a disarmingly bumbling idiot and leaves a room only to return with the catchphrase "Just one more thing" to ask a critical question which would reveal he is indeed a highly intelligent investigator and had caught his quarry in a lie. The Reverse Columbo is when someone purports to be smart and then asks a question that reveals they are fucking dumb as a box of hammers.

“So you say you are doing research into childhood cancer. I was tempted to go into a similar career in medical research . I loved science all through school. Have you always wanted to be a Scientologist?”

“Wow that was a Reverse Columbo!”

by Smudge wrangler January 12, 2026