Columbine

Event in which two social outcasts, who were simply tired of being picked on, ran rampage throughout their school, shooting and killing afew people in the process.

Contrary to popular belief, the Columbine kids didn't do this because of Marilyn Manson, Neo-Nazism, The Matrix, or Doom (although these did contribute to their defective minds.) They did it because they were tired of being picked on!

by just another freaky kid September 2, 2003

Columbine

A town in Colorado where a shooting happened at the local high school on April 20, 1999. Now has become a funny joke among edgy preteens and teens in the Youtube comment section of Pumped Up Kicks.

Teen in the YouTube comment section: columbine was so cool i wish i did it
Me: Shut up, you edgy teen.
Teen: OMG CANT YOU TAKE A JOKE??

by Rainiered October 27, 2020

Columbining

To attempt to waste many people in your school.

On April 20, 1999, in the suburban town of Littleton, Colorado, two high-school seniors, Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris, enacted an all-out assault on Columbine High School during the middle of the school day. Shooting guns and throwing bombs, the two boys killed twelve students and one teacher and injured many more. That is columbining.

by Cyniper July 26, 2006

Columbine

1. A revolution that ended school bullying once and for all.
2. A weak defense for gun control advocates (lets have car control cuz they kill more people)
3. A reference that nerds make to threaten the jocks at school who used to tease them.

Jock: uh, uh, I am gonna kick your ass nerd
Me: I'll freakin' Columbine your ass. Your the first on my hit list so you best ditch and get baked on four twenty
Jock: I'm sorry, I was just teasing
Me: You are still number 2 next to the slutty cheerleader who called me a fag.
Jock: No please, I'm begging you.
Me: oh, you're so dead

by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005

Columbiner

Silly ass school girls obsessed with Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold not understanding how traumatizing the Columbine massacre actually was.Im sure that if they were in the school at the time/if a loved one was killed by a school shooter they would think alot differently and would not be infatuated by them at all.

Gigi -'I think Eric is hottt'
Scarlett -'I guess my sister is a Columbiner...How sad...'

by G10VANNA July 31, 2017

Columbine

When you just can't take it anymore. To put an end to it.

If the boss says one more stupid thing to me, I am going to go Columbine in here.

Leave me alone before I Columbine this situation

by You know you thought it too May 26, 2011

Columbine

A term that descrides a school shooting, named for the high school where it took place.

We had to talk about Columbine again for an hour when we could have been eating lunch.

by Anonymous August 12, 2003