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homemade colonoscopy

When someone you know takes a pressure washer and points it up your butt. This is not so affective and is not recommended because of the lack of hygeine. Well at least if you did have cancer it's all over the concrete now.
(Usually used if too lazy to go to the doctor)
Hey, my mom just did a Homemade Colonoscopy on me. Feels great to be cancer free.
by LandCan April 20, 2018
mugGet the homemade colonoscopymug.

Hillbilly colonoscopy

When someone pisses in someone else's asshole.
The gym teacher and I performed a hillbilly colonoscopy, and now my asshole burns. At least I’m not constipated anymore.
by MPCSniperPug August 26, 2024
mugGet the Hillbilly colonoscopymug.

Colonoscopy

Colonoscopy I just had Irish brain surgery (colonoscopy) When They went up my rear end they found 3 four leaf clovers and a lucky horseshoe. That explains your luck at the casino
by anonymous April 12, 2022
mugGet the Colonoscopymug.

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