Colonizer

The act of a man of typically Caucasian decent ejaculating onto a person of colour's face. Marking the person who has been ejaculated on to property of the ejaculator. A re-enactment of the imperialistic actions of empires and nations of the past.
John: Hey dude, whats that on your face?
Jacob: Oh this? Bryce just used The Colonizer on me earlier.
by raimen May 22, 2019
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colonize

to turn a female virgin into a good member of society.
by Noaches232 December 04, 2014
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Colonizer

refers to the white people who historically took other people's land and beat, raped, murdered, and enslaved people.
black guy: man fuck you and yo ancestors for what they did to my people
white person(colonizer): well if anything be glad that we brought modern technology and civilizing upon those places
by bitchboynjgger August 21, 2022
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Colonizer

A name your friends call you for a reason you have no idea
Shut up Colonizer
by itsmebillybob February 19, 2018
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Colonizer

Any caucasian/white male or female within an interracial relationship. Colonizers typically date/marry younger partners that come from poverty or poorer parts of the world for the sole purpose of pleasure and/or satisfaction. Colonizers are typically older than their partners.
Big ED from TLC's '90 Day Fiance' is a colonizer.
by unrequitedman March 24, 2021
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Colonic

Having the traits or behaviour of an arse or an arsehole.
John: Told ya you wouldn't get that promotion, Jim!
Paul: Dude, don't be so colonic. Jim really needed that promotion.
by PublicVoid June 25, 2018
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shy colon

Similar to the shy bladder, this is the inability to defecate while other people are nearby.
I sat on the toilet in the bathroom stall at work for an unproductive hour not because I was constipated, but because I have a shy colon and other people kept coming in.
by Bogrimm February 11, 2018
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