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Keyboard Colonist

An ignorant, self-aggrandizing, racist on social media. This person lacks basic humanity.
Twitter User X: “Did you see what Majorie Taylor Greene posted on Twitter?”
Twitter User Y: “Ya man, what a keyboard colonist.”
by MCSpammer November 11, 2022
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13 colonies

American: SPEAK IN ENGLISH! THIS IS AMERICA!
British: Yes I know but isn't this 13 colonies?? Y'all shall be put in slavery!
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Colonie

A town on the north edge of Albany, New York, which includes Latham. Take Northway exits 2-6 to get there, or take Rt. 9 between Albany and Saratoga County. It borders Albany, Crescent, Watervliet, Loudonville, and all of America via the Albany International (not) Airport off exit 4.

South Colonie kids think there's a big rivalry between them and the north (Latham/ Shaker High) but the north is so far ahead of them they don't even notice the south, as they are too busy fighting Shenendehowa High in Clifton Park. It features Colonie Center Mall, which is a really good mall but can't compare to the nearby Crossgates in Albany. Latham Circle Mall is dying but their cinema has really comfortable seats.

Colonie also features a lot of good book stores. There is a Borders and a Barnes and Nobles right around the Colonie Center Mall (which has a Waldenbooks, which is also at Latham Circle) and somewhere in the middle is Flights of Fantasy, the best gaming bookstore I've ever been to. The Sanford library is also pretty big.

Don't forget Guitar Center of Wolf Road, I've never seen such a big music store.

When something says "On Wolf Road in Albany" it usually means "On Wolf Road in Colonie."
We're hanging out tonight on Wolf Road in Colonie.
by Adrian August 29, 2005
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colonist

One of a group of people sent by one civilization to another land for the purposing of "civilizing" the civilization that is already there, under the assumption that the existing civilization is not civilized. See bigot and racism.
Europeans thought that having more powerful weapons and larger armies, (see army), made them more civilized than anyone else, so they sent colonists to bring all the other civilizations down to their level.
by Downstrike May 23, 2004
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Colonizer

A person of Caucasian origins who is not helping to improve life for the people of color in the 21st century (mainly African Americans). They see nothing wrong with a events such as segregation, slavery, and the wars started in Africa due to the ridiculous ways of trade with whites.
"Shut up daquan, go pick some cotton." "Fuck you colonizer, wakanda forever" *Tribal music begins to play*
by Shomari Adebowale February 28, 2018
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Colonizer

Come suck on my colonizer
by CupricK9 September 29, 2021
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