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Latvian Train collision

A weird sex act involving two people with their assholes facing each other so both holes touch. Each person squeezes out a huge long shit so they both collide like trains coming out of tunnels. Then the people ejaculate and cover themselves in the shit and cum so it looks like the flag of Latvia.
"Jim and I achieved the Latvian Train collision after 10,000 other successful attempts."
by Ekker October 10, 2021
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collusionist

A “Collusionist” is basically than same exact thing as a “Conspiracy Theorist”. The largest distinction differentiating the two is that the “Collusionist” are considered as a much more highly reliable and credible expert. Their views and positions are all based on true actual data as when compared to the “Conspiracy Theorist”. Which in turn, their views should always be regarded or addressed to as them being off their Medications and if they are not presently taking any Medications, they need to be immediately prescribed as to conform to the true “Collusionist’s” Pre-Approved Stance on the issue being currently discussed.

The “Collusionist’s” Research and Data, is also notably regarded for their accuracy relating to any controversial subject matter. These Individuals, Groups or Societies can be often be seen, heard or read about and are frequently much quoted as such on all the major Mainstream Media(MSM) News Outlets present today.
The word “Collusionist” being used properly in a sentence;

“I am not a Conspiracy Theorist, I am a Collusionist…, there’s big difference!”
by mMGRHMow March 10, 2017
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Arizona Collision

When your dick in is a girls vagina and you take a dildo and shove in her ass and keep jamming it in until it collides with your dick.
Cheyenne was being a naughty girl last night, so I gave her an Arizona Collision.
by xxxbananas March 7, 2014
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Flesh Collision

The act of one's thighs/belly/ass-cheeks ramming against their partner's body parts during intercourse, producing a loud smacking sound.

Also synonymous with high five.
The flesh collision of my girlfriend's ass cheeks and my thighs kept our room-mate up all night.

Flesh collision, bro! *High-five*
by DatAxe October 22, 2014
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Anal Collision

Anal Collision is when you open your ass cheeks and bounce your anus with another persons anus who is also opening there ass cheeks.
"Aw man I really need some Anal Collision right now"
by ACisthebestygm June 26, 2019
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cellusional

The act of losing awareness with the world around you because you are so engrossed with texting or surfing the net on your smart phone.
I noticed Erin updating her facebook status on the elevator this morning; she was so cellusional she got off on the wrong floor again.
by DSCO September 4, 2010
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Post-Collision Nut

The rarely documented occurrence of ejaculation in males after being involved in a car collision.
Person 1- I heard Johnny had a post-collision nut after he wrecked.

Person 2- Does that actually happen?
by Comjohnmarston January 16, 2017
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