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Collinzation

To learn the teachings of a goat Collin
Wow she must’ve learned the ways of Collinzation.
Collinzation: GOAT
by Collinzation November 25, 2019
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Collierism

The belief that life is meaningless and reality is not real, It is worshiped by the Colliers and is mostly practiced as a cult, They sacrifice hot school girls and burn them alive while chanting "Fuck me Daddy" Over and over.
I have been practicing collierism recently, So far I like it!
by Aninowsky December 8, 2019
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Celliear Clutch

(Verb) The act of gripping something so hard that you mispronounce the word cellular.
-I came so hard I Celliear Clutched like a Gogurt tube.

-What?
by Flimbob13 January 4, 2022
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collinger

A guy that is much cooler, taller, and sexier than all of his friends.
Man, that guy's popular, I bet his name is Collinger!
by DefinitelyNotCal July 14, 2016
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Collinscarmen2

A pretty cool person that is known for muting people on the Tuba Warriors server
"Yo, I think John is Collinscarmen2"
"Why?"
"He's on the Tuba Warriors server and he always talks about muting"
by Dii-Gee October 27, 2020
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Collier

A rather intelligent person, usually good with computers. Also can describe a person that frequently has troubles with women. Coined by James Waldingford III, of Ireland.
That dude in the front row there is such a collier.
by xmehicox October 19, 2009
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Jacob Collier

An extremely talented 25-year-old man, hailing from London, England. He's a master of harmonization, chords, and microtones. He understands music theory like it's his first language. Collier owns multiple instruments and learned them all on his own- an audidact, if you will. He also has perfect pitch and really is a fun guy, along with possessing a tremendous amount of talent that most, if not all musicians wish they could have. Some people envy him and try to belittle his music, saying he's "just a white boy who uses autotune." Others look up to him as an inspiration. He's also quite a handsome fella, if I do say so myself..
Person 1: Hey, have you ever listened to Jacob Collier? He's a real fuckin' genius. 21st-century Mozart!

Person 2: Oh, that show-off white kid with the spiky Asian-boy hair? He's nothing special, honestly. Shit artist.

Person 1: What? No, you probably don't understand what he really does. You don't have to be a huge fan of his music, but the work he puts into it is truly amazing. Not to mention he plays hundreds of instrume-

Person 2: Would you shut up? I know he's a talented fuck, that's why I hate him. All he does is flex. Cocky jerk.

Person 1: ooook
by confused nick face June 18, 2020
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