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There Goes Gary Coleman

1. reluctance to answer a potentially embarrassing question

2. spoken to instantly divert a captive audience's attention so a speaker can covertly move out of the line of questions

adj. plead the fifth

origin: Gary Coleman is a dead midget and this is a known fact. Any sightings of him will cause anyone to turn around. Mainly because midgets are interesting, and Gary Coleman still makes people chuckle with his recorded tyrades
Reporter 1: Sir did you have relations with your secretary

Wife: Intently listening

Speaker: Hey! There Goes Gary Coleman!!!!

Crowd: **Turns in pointing direction**

Speaker: **drops mic turns and leaves conference**
by DJ 1 2 Manny November 19, 2010
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Covenant of the Keys

when a neighbor is entrusted with a set of keys in case one gets locked out of their apartment. The covenant provides the following ;
1) thou shalt not use the keys to obtain food from thy neighbors' refrigerator
2) thou shalt not use thy neighbors' bathroom unless first asking permission (even if yours is broken)
3) thou definitely shalt not be in thy neighbors' apartment when said neighbor is bringing home a date
4) if thy covenant is broken, then the offending party must pack up his/her belongings and move to California where he/she will probably end up being accused of murder (see The Ten Commandments )
by Jason June 30, 2004
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Colefatcunt

Arising from the ancient Irish word, Darfatcunt. An overly large vaginal region that is caused from separation of the pubic bone from someone "hitting the bottom". People who display a colefatcunt are usually named Travis and have hair and batches surrounding them at all points on their body.
Travis Colefatcunt.
by pdizz30 October 28, 2011
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Colemanoscopy

The act of plugging oneselfs asshole with his own dick because he's so full of shit.
The p-town butt plug is better known as a Colemanoscopy
by Mether-FECer July 9, 2018
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Collena

Collena is the most wonderful person in the world, she is always looking out for everyone around her and has a lot of love to give. Don’t cross her she is a three strike kind of gal. She is silly, humorous, appreciative and loving. She never forgets anything like anything. Collena Will always have the best intentions. She will make you feel wholesome inside and will keep you super safe with her strong muscles. Her laugh alone can turn any frown upside down. If you find a Collena hold her tight and never let her go. She is the most interesting person you’ll ever meet. Seriously
Yo Collena YODA best!!!!
Omg is the Collena she is so cool.

Collena is on fire dayummmmm.
by Mike1425 April 25, 2022
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Gary Coleman

The one urinal, always located at the far left or right of the line of porcelain pee-ers, that is significantly lower than the other urinals.
"All the stalls are full, Junior, but you're tall enough now to use the Gary Coleman."
by JohnInCleveland May 12, 2008
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