cokission

Similar to commission. The reward for a job well done, from a love rather than an employer. Incentives for the conferral of a large cokission are complicated by the fact that such compensation is equally advantageous to beneficiary and benefactor.

After selling 25 meal deals in one day, Julie was in for a massive cokission on Saturday!

by sivart June 8, 2005

Cockist

Male equivalent to a feminist

What a cockist pig that guy is!

by the_sidewinder October 8, 2005

cockkiss

The action in which a man's or transgender person's penis is passionately kissed, in a fashion similar to two lovers that have been reunited after years apart.

(Example: Igor couldn't wait to get his lips on a penis and give it a long hard cockkiss)

by Mr.Bastardos February 10, 2014

cookiss

When you take a bite of a cookie and then kiss someone before chewing/swallowing.

You were so excited that I made you cookies, you couldn't decide if you should eat one or kiss me first. So you did both and gave me a cookiss.

by CTLN December 20, 2012

cokeisyes

this person sucks

cokeisyes is a account on tiktok that sucks :)

by pine400 December 19, 2021

Cokeism

Cokeism is the teachings of the Coke god that says Pepsi is the devil and Coca-Cola is god. In fact, in the Coca-Cola logo,the red is the Coca-Cola and the white is the war between the religions Pepsism and Cokeism. Pepsism is basically Satanism by the way.

A:Yo what religion are you in?
B:Oh I'm in the cokeism religion! It's the religion about Coca-Cola!
A:I honestly prefer pepsi..
B:leave my sight.

by watervr June 8, 2022

Cokeism

Cokeism is the teachings of the Coca-Cola that says Pepsi is the devil and Coca-Cola is god. In fact, in the Coca-Cola logo the red is the Coke and the white is the war between the religions Pepsism and Cokeism. Pepsism is basically Satanism by the way.

A:Hey do you believe in any God?
B:Oh yeah! My god is Coke!
A:Really theres a religion about it? It's literally a soda.
B:Yeah! Its called Cokeism!
A:Let me guess, the devil is Pepsi?
B:How'd you guess?? Of course it is.

by watervr June 8, 2022